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Things you never should say... - Retane - 05-23-2006
We were talking on the way to lunch about a chick my step brother had slept with. She ended up pregnant and said some guy was the father. The guy went to the girls father and told him something.... fucking hilarious... and wrong at the same time!
"I'm not the fucking father. I came on her face."
I'm sorry but I had to share.
Things you never should say... - Jewtastic - 05-23-2006
I hope the girls father pulled out his shotgun and blew his face away.
Things you never should say... - Metal Koola - 05-23-2006
I hope the father figured out what a gigantic whore he raised.
Things you never should say... - Whompt - 05-23-2006
Absolutely hilarious. Then again, I can understand where the guy's coming from.
Things you never should say... - Kirano - 05-23-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Murasaki
I hope the girls father pulled out his shotgun and blew his face away.
I'd shove a grenade down his throat and blow both their brains to bits.
Things you never should say... - Whompt - 05-23-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
I'd shove a grenade down his throat and blow both their brains to bits.
Now now, children. Play nice.
Things you never should say... - Violet - 05-23-2006
Just seems to me these kids didn't get their asses whooped when they were younger. =\ I am not blaming the girl, or the guy(s) only, but also the parents. If they would have taught their kids the risks of going out and having sex in the first place, this shit wouldn't have really happened.
Things you never should say... - Kirano - 05-23-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
Just seems to me these kids didn't get their asses whooped when they were younger. =\ I am not blaming the girl, or the guy(s) only, but also the parents. If they would have taught their kids the risks of going out and having sex in the first place, this shit wouldn't have really happened.
Some rents tell their kids this but yet they still do it anyway. Kids will be kids I guess. No matter how many times you tell them, they will do the opposite. The only way they would ever learn is if they get themselves in heeps of mess.
Things you never should say... - Whompt - 05-23-2006
It doesn't always work. Teenagers will do what they want, regardless. Instead of teaching abstinence, they shoulda been taught safe sex. I can understand this whole situation though. I got my wife pregnant when she was 15 and I was 19. But, I didn't claim it wasn't mine, and I took care of my responsibilities. And that's what makes the difference. Ya'll probably still think I'm a dirtbag, child-molester, but I don't really care. Things happen and the only thing you can do about it is make sure it doesn't happen again.
Things you never should say... - Kirano - 05-23-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Blue
It doesn't always work. Teenagers will do what they want, regardless. Instead of teaching abstinence, they shoulda been taught safe sex. I can understand this whole situation though. I got my wife pregnant when she was 15 and I was 19. But, I didn't claim it wasn't mine, and I took care of my responsibilities. And that's what makes the difference. Ya'll probably still think I'm a dirtbag, child-molester, but I don't really care. Things happen and the only thing you can do about it is make sure it doesn't happen again.
learning from your errors. That's what counts I guess!
Things you never should say... - Violet - 05-23-2006
I agree that instead of being taught abstinence (Which was a HUGE thing back when I was in school and they were teaching sex ed) they should be taught safe sex, but also, parents have a role in this. The earlier you teach a kid, teh more likely they will listen. No, this isn't because the damn commercials and crap was saying so, because I know from expereince that it works. I was lucky my mom explained this all to me when I was a kid, so I knew. And also looking at some prime examples like my cousin (Who is only 24 and has 6 kids. SIX KIDS!!) It kind of killed any mojo that I had. =(
Things you never should say... - Whompt - 05-23-2006
Learn, yep. But as far as I'm concerned, my son isn't a mistake. And if I went back in time, I'd do it again just to have him in my life.
Things you never should say... - Kirano - 05-23-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Blue
Learn, yep. But as far as I'm concerned, my son isn't a mistake. And if I went back in time, I'd do it again just to have him in my life.
That must have been the best 5 minutes of your life.
Things you never should say... - Minoshia - 05-23-2006
The parents would get wicked pissed and slam the door on the kid, then they'd yell at their daughter and ground her. She will tell them she won't ever have sex until she's married, then proceed to continue to have sex, but use protection. The incident will soon be forgotten about, or be the target of jokes, and people will laugh over it at their expense.
Things you never should say... - Hellfighter 17 - 05-23-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Toma*raises hand* I don't know if I should use a '=(' or a '=),' though.
Then theres people like me with ADHD who dont have very good control of their actions. And could wind up in some shitty situation. But i dont do stuff like that. I mean ive had sex, and ive gotten into trouble with girls. But hey who doesnt these days.
Things you never should say... - Whompt - 05-23-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
That must have been the best 5 minutes of your life.
Think shorter. And less good. In all honesty, she's probably the worst that I've had. Good thing for me that she wants a divorce. LOL! The funny thing is, she said I[ was bad. Maybe she's right, who knows.
Things you never should say... - Retane - 05-24-2006
This isn't a teenager we are talking about. These are age 21+ people.
Andfor the topic you all were on, well, nothing personal, we live in a fucked up society.
-Father's incourage their sons to go have sex, even underage.
-Parents that want to be cool seriously fuck up with their kids.
-Peer Pressure tends to fuck everything up.
-Females tend to choose the jackasses over the... gentlemen?
-Females loose self-esteem, and think they are shit, when a guy breaks up with them.
-It's quite easy to manipulate ones mind. An ex can go up to a chick and tell them they want them even though they are dating, and the chick will give in, and end up becoming promiscuous.
-We are hard headed. We want to experince life for ourselves and think we are right.
-Sex is over-fucking-rated.
-Everyone thinks they are a friggin nymphomaniac these days. Or want to be.
It's not going to change. Hell I have a 16 or 17yr old friend. I saw him after over a few years and he was with some freinds. Thery were like 14-16. All of them sexually active.
These days, and no offence to anyone, too many people are getting pregnant and or having kids, to damned early.
Plus, sexs ruins relationships!
Alot of this seems hypocritical and stereotypical, but from my observations on life. Its facts in most cases.
Things you never should say... - Krillin - 05-24-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Toma
Then theres people like me with ADHD who dont have very good control of their actions. And could wind up in some shitty situation. But i dont do stuff like that. I mean ive had sex, and ive gotten into trouble with girls. But hey who doesnt these days.
I have a severe case of ADHD. And I'm not one of these kids who says they're ADHD without being sure, I've actually had the tests done and everything. I can honestly say there was never one time when I was not in full control of my actions. Sure, I was quite hyper when I was younger, but if I had really wanted to, I could have calmed down. You can't blame diddly-squat on ADHD, except maybe a lack of focus.
Things you never should say... - Retane - 05-24-2006
No you don't. You say you do but truley, you don't.
You wouldn't be the same or hold the same values you do now.
People are the way they are because of their choices. THat gives you the choice to associate yourself with them or not.
Things you never should say... - Tobias - 05-24-2006
people fifty years from now are going to be all, "Man they were all prudes back then." while hooking thier penis diceclty into the cyber net to bang fifty chicks a second.