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Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Minoshia - 06-06-2006
"I want to kill you" Written by A. Smurf
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Violet - 06-06-2006
"I want to smurf your smurfing brains out, smurf!"
"Where's my smurfing money, smurf!" *Bitchslap*
"Dude, I caught smurf from this trick smurf down on smurf avenue. It's smurfing bleeding, smurf!"
I would like to take this moment to point out that i used to watch Smurfs when I was a kid, and even then I had a twisted sense of humor. Those were always things I would have liked either Vanity or the Cook smurf say to Smurfette. Really though. One chick to an entire village of Smurfs? Ever wonder why she has so much bling? She plays those bitches. For money. She's like the smurf whore, dude.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Kirano - 06-06-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Toma
"Stop making smurfing threads"
Translation --> Just stop!
Edit: *Arrests*
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Reijin - 06-06-2006
I will only tolerate smurfs with blue skin.
All other smurfs shall be considered an inferior race of nerfs.
*does hitler salute*
(Actually, the Smurfs are communist. No joke)
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Kirano - 06-06-2006
I know the asylum is for spamming, but sometimes people go too far! Take this thread for example.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Sammah - 06-06-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Reijin
(Actually, the Smurfs are communist. No joke)
True story.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Alsa - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
I know the asylum is for spamming, but sometimes people go too far! Take this thread for example.
Smurfing smurf you! This smurfing thread is fine! Though, I probobly smurfing got it locked. Smurf.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - The Terminator - 06-07-2006
Smurf is so last year.
Chuck Norris jokes are where it's at.
Speaking of which, did you know that Chuck Norris is the only man to ever beat a brick wall in a game of Tennis? True story.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Jewtastic - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Android 16
Smurf is so last year.
Chuck Norris jokes are where it's at.
Speaking of which, did you know that Chuck Norris is the only man to ever beat a brick wall in a game of Tennis? True story.
Or the fact that he has counted to infinity....twice!
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - The Terminator - 06-07-2006
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it's ass and said "Get a job!". This is the story of the universe.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Chuck Norris is so overated!
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - The Terminator - 06-07-2006
There're several therories:
Many speculate the Big Bang to be the beginning of the universe, Chuck Norris just shrugs it off as a bad case of gas.
And for Bulma:
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kikced the deputy.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Android 16
There're several therories:
Many speculate the Big Bang to be the beginning of the universe, Chuck Norris just shrugs it off as a bad case of gas.
And for Bulma:
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kikced the deputy.
XD. Bruce Lee pwned him, nuff said!
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - The Terminator - 06-07-2006
Pft. Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris, who in turn went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, thus completing the circle.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Android 16
Pft. Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris, who in turn went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, thus completing the circle.
Hmm blinded by his beliefs in Chuck.
Edit: What did chuck do for you yesterday huh? Answer me that big guy!
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Jewtastic - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Quote:Originally posted by Android 16
Pft. Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris, who in turn went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, thus completing the circle.
Hmm blinded by his beliefs in Chuck.
I hope Chuck Norris kicks your ass while you sleep tonight.
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Reijin - 06-07-2006
I thought Chuck Norris karate chopped Bruce Lee in half, thus giving birth to Jackie Chan and Jet Li?
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Reijin
I thought Chuck Norris karate chopped Bruce Lee in half, thus giving birth to Jackie Chan and Jet Li?
Damn, a 3 on 1 assualt. Come on, anymore Bruce Lee fans here!
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Herc...we are victorious! PWNED!
Innappropriate SMURF Innuendo.. - The Terminator - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Quote:Originally posted by Android 16
Pft. Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris, who in turn went back in time and trained Bruce Lee, thus completing the circle.
Hmm blinded by his beliefs in Chuck.
Edit: What did chuck do for you yesterday huh? Answer me that big guy!
He single-handedly prevented the apocolypse. Just because he didn't want it to happen.