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You can know the Truth! - Hellfighter 17 - 06-06-2006
wAt c hAyAkAn: only the sexiest will survive
awmehgawd: do we really want to be the only ones left on earth?
awmehgawd: I mean... come on
wAt c hAyAkAn: there's probably a female or two that would fit teh description, too
awmehgawd: don't want to be lonely =o
wAt c hAyAkAn: we'll have to do a talent search for the sexiest
awmehgawd: then we can build an ark... for sexy people
wAt c hAyAkAn: I didn't think we could do anything else
awmehgawd: *shrugs*
awmehgawd: we should have catholic school girls though
awmehgawd: my apologies for any inconvience
wAt c hAyAkAn: Catholic school girls are never an inconvenience
awmehgawd: and if they're asian?
wAt c hAyAkAn: even better
wAt c hAyAkAn: they're known to be... flexible
awmehgawd: sha-weet, let's go find some =o
wAt c hAyAkAn: asian Catholic school girls?
wAt c hAyAkAn: yea, I hear they're everywhere
awmehgawd: dammit, I haven't been looking hard enough then
wAt c hAyAkAn: there's a couple here right now
awmehgawd: you sex machine, you
wAt c hAyAkAn: what can I say
awmehgawd: I... duno, honestly o.o
wAt c hAyAkAn: there should be a guild just for sex machines
awmehgawd: seriously
awmehgawd: they've been discriminated for far too long
wAt c hAyAkAn: Goten and HF17 would clearly rule it, since they share our sexiness
awmehgawd: well of course
awmehgawd: together they'd be an unstoppable force of pure testosterone
wAt c hAyAkAn: when they are near each other, women just congeal out of thin air
awmehgawd: catholic asian school girls, correct?
wAt c hAyAkAn: many
awmehgawd: beautiful
wAt c hAyAkAn: of cours,e sadly, there will be their antisexy counterparts
wAt c hAyAkAn: we can just move them aside for the wannabes, though
awmehgawd: pssh, our male dominance will subject all non-sexy ones of the same sexy to an early demise
awmehgawd: there for, us battling each antisexy counterpart will be a daily ritual
wAt c hAyAkAn: already is for me
awmehgawd: indubitably
wAt c hAyAkAn: we need to write a book on how to do it
wAt c hAyAkAn: so everybody non-sexy can try it and die when they fai
wAt c hAyAkAn: thus only sexy ones will be left
awmehgawd: yes... us and the sexy catholic girls
awmehgawd: we stay because we identify and can live with each other's manly sexiness
wAt c hAyAkAn: I'd be surprised if we aren't twins
wAt c hAyAkAn: and the egg in the womb was the sexiest ccreation
wAt c hAyAkAn: shame it had to be split in half
awmehgawd: God took one look at was to be the sexiest man and said "hell no"
awmehgawd: then divided it into us
awmehgawd: we need to learn to fuse
wAt c hAyAkAn: yes, then God will succumb to our will
wAt c hAyAkAn: since Godis actually an Asian Catholic shcool girl, too
awmehgawd: ohhh, even better then
wAt c hAyAkAn: I just hope the Universe doesn't collapse
awmehgawd: gah forgot all about that, damn it's unstability
awmehgawd: we'll just create another one then
wAt c hAyAkAn: this is true
wAt c hAyAkAn: our fusion will be able to create many Universes
wAt c hAyAkAn: and since they were created because of us
wAt c hAyAkAn: only sexiness could live
awmehgawd: perfect
awmehgawd: canada could come too
wAt c hAyAkAn: I am the true essence of Candia, anyway
awmehgawd: exactly, I mean, who would be able to deny it?
wAt c hAyAkAn: that would mean you are the true essence of America, right?
awmehgawd: my god you're right!
awmehgawd: that's it, there needs to be fusion
wAt c hAyAkAn: it will be the natural course of the Universe
wAt c hAyAkAn: it cannot be denied
awmehgawd: and when we have recreated the Universe for only the sexy people, only then can be seperate and rule supreme
wAt c hAyAkAn: we will
wAt c hAyAkAn: but each time we fuse, we will create a Universe which is even sexier
awmehgawd: it can be a ritual of renewal
wAt c hAyAkAn: everytime we have gone through all of the people
awmehgawd: I don't think any name in all of exsistance can saffice for the proper identification of our rule
wAt c hAyAkAn: It just is
awmehgawd: aha, because it'll be forever known
wAt c hAyAkAn: exactly
wAt c hAyAkAn: many doubt eternity
wAt c hAyAkAn: but we make it so
awmehgawd: of course
wAt c hAyAkAn: do you know how many lives we could save with out teachings?
awmehgawd: it doesn't matter
awmehgawd: we could simply recreate them!
awmehgawd: religion is no longer of importance for there is only us
wAt c hAyAkAn: yes, everybody just comes from us
wAt c hAyAkAn: from our sexiness, but it doesn't diminish
wAt c hAyAkAn: for it is infinite in extent
awmehgawd: yet it is never repetative
wAt c hAyAkAn: exactly
awmehgawd: huh, there should definately be a book about this
awmehgawd: we'll create the author when we fuse
wAt c hAyAkAn: yes, we definitely will
awmehgawd: we will have to sway our followers that we are both an equal entity though
awmehgawd: they will riot over who is sexiest
awmehgawd: there will be none of that
wAt c hAyAkAn: once we fuse and make only sexiness, though
wAt c hAyAkAn: their natural sense of sexiness will tell them we are equal
wAt c hAyAkAn: we will make it so
awmehgawd: aha, there is truth in those words my brethren
wAt c hAyAkAn: there could not be anything else
awmehgawd: but where in the Universe will we reside? our powers are too great for a single planet
wAt c hAyAkAn: we will be the Universe
awmehgawd: and everything will coexsist inside us?
wAt c hAyAkAn: in a sense
wAt c hAyAkAn: we can basically appear wherever we want
wAt c hAyAkAn: whenever we want
wAt c hAyAkAn: we can warp space and time at our whim
awmehgawd: beautiful
wAt c hAyAkAn: I think we should enlighten Chubbs
awmehgawd: I think we should to, it's only fair
You are welcome. Goten and I will one day fuse and all shall be well.
You can know the Truth! - Alsa - 06-06-2006
I am in the sexy-ness list, I should be fine surviving with Vi and my GF...
You can know the Truth! - Zarbon - 06-06-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
I am in the sexy-ness list,
No.
Just. No.
You can know the Truth! - Alsa - 06-06-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Zarbon
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
I am in the sexy-ness list,
No.
Just. No.
*Searches for pic*
*Starts hacking his old computer for pic to prove sexi-ness*
*fails*
You can know the Truth! - Zarbon - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Quote:Originally posted by Zarbon
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
I am in the sexy-ness list,
No.
Just. No.
*Searches for pic*
*Starts hacking his old computer for pic to prove sexi-ness*
*fails*
I doubt you could prove much to me, anyway.
You can know the Truth! - Violet - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
I am in the sexy-ness list, I should be fine surviving with Vi and my GF...
I am uh, with HF. You didn't get the memo?
You can know the Truth! - Alsa - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
I am in the sexy-ness list, I should be fine surviving with Vi and my GF...
I am uh, with HF. You didn't get the memo?
Vi, you aren't my GF, someone else is.
You, her, and me will be the last people alive, since everyone who isn't sexy will be dead.
You can know the Truth! - Kirano - 06-07-2006
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Pwns!
You can know the Truth! - Alsa - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Pwns!
THATS WERE MY PICTURE WENT!
*Grabs*
You can know the Truth! - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Don't make me arrest you again Kirano.
Quote:Originally posted by Bujin
>.>
Am I sexy enough to survive, Oh Great Ones?
*Pose*
Go put a picture up!
You can know the Truth! - Alsa - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bulma
Don't make me arrest you again Kirano.
Quote:Originally posted by Bujin
>.>
Am I sexy enough to survive, Oh Great Ones?
*Pose*
Go put a picture up!
He's cool and probobly sexy.
*hands necklace with 'SEXY' engraved on a diamond to Bujin*
Wear this, and you will survive.
You can know the Truth! - Hellfighter 17 - 06-07-2006
You don't have that kinda authority, Kirano.
You can know the Truth! - Alsa - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
You don't have that kinda authority, Kirano.
*Hands a diamond necklace with 'BITCH' engraved on it to HF17*
Wear this, and you'll reign in the era of bitches with me.
You can know the Truth! - Kirano - 06-07-2006
maybe I should get a pic up, but I don't wanna get stalked. *Is nervous*
You can know the Truth! - Violet - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
I am in the sexy-ness list, I should be fine surviving with Vi and my GF...
I am uh, with HF. You didn't get the memo?
Vi, you aren't my GF, someone else is.
You, her, and me will be the last people alive, since everyone who isn't sexy will be dead.
Just for the record, if the world is only down to a few people, and the last ones alive are me, you, HF, Trunks, and the rest of Chubbs, I am killing you first. Your genes should not be allowed to continue. Now, I shall go back to repopulating the world with Trunks or HF...=D
You can know the Truth! - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Quote:Originally posted by Violet
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
I am in the sexy-ness list, I should be fine surviving with Vi and my GF...
I am uh, with HF. You didn't get the memo?
Vi, you aren't my GF, someone else is.
You, her, and me will be the last people alive, since everyone who isn't sexy will be dead.
Just for the record, if the world is only down to a few people, and the last ones alive are me, you, HF, Trunks, and the rest of Chubbs, I am killing you first. Your genes should not be allowed to continue. Now, I shall go back to repopulating the world with Trunks or HF...=D
I swear you're like 5 years older than HF! 8o
You can know the Truth! - Violet - 06-07-2006
And? A girl's gotta dream, can't she? It's not like I am some old, wrinkled sack of old felsh, like old Bebi was, preying on the young 'uns. >.<
You can know the Truth! - Raz - 06-07-2006
Kirano couldn't hold a torch to the combind sex drive of HF and I. Therefor, he is irrelevant. Let my proclamation be known.
You can know the Truth! - Alsa - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Son Goten
Kirano couldn't hold a torch to the combind sex drive of HF and I. Therefor, he is irrelevant. Let my proclamation be known.
*Hands solid gold diamond, emerald, sapphire, and ruby studded necklace to Son Goten with the print 'THE KING OF SEXU' on it*
Goten is now the King of Sexu!
You can know the Truth! - Kirano - 06-07-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bujin
Quote:Originally posted by Son Goten
Kirano couldn't hold a torch to the combind sex drive of HF and I. Therefor, he is irrelevant. Let my proclamation be known.
All hail!
*ignores*