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Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Okay, so I've got this virus problem on my other $4K comp.
Type: PC, not Mac
When I turn it on, it takes like 45299 hours to load, and when I click on my name (Aaron) on the login screen, it says loading, and takes a timed 1:57 to load (That's Hours:Minutes) When I login, I do a virus scan, and I have 33 viruses. I try to just ignore it, and open up my pics of some boards I've been doing for some $$$. I see a JPEG file picture of a woman in a black suit, that I'm SURE I didn't DL. I move it to the recycle bin, and click "Clear the recycle bin", and it brings me to sex.com.
HELP???
Virus =o - Burter Jr - 08-02-2006
Someone has been watching too much porn on your computer. I suggest doing a complete computer re-format, and getting firefox afterwards
Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by That Sexy Brit Guy
Nobody help him.
It might rid us of him.
No, this computer is fine, XD.
And, don't forget the Library.
Virus =o - Hellfighter 17 - 08-02-2006
Well, I'm no computer expert, but it sounds like you're on LSD to me.
Virus =o - Kirano - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by That Sexy Brit Guy
It might rid us of him.
I was just about to mention that. Go Virus go!
Virus =o - Burter Jr - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Someone has been watching too much porn on your computer. I suggest doing a complete computer re-format, and getting firefox afterwards
Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Someone has been watching too much porn on your computer. I suggest doing a complete computer re-format, and getting firefox afterwards
You mean the old fashioned: screw with all of your files on your motherboard and delete em, and DL the firefox that's homesight was changed to imamoron.com which takes forever to load and I dont even know if it's a site?
*sigh*
Well . . . I dont know ANYTHING about re-formatting (or spelling, after my concussion), but I'll pay someone to do it. I hope it works.
EDIT: And just so I dont get ripped, about how much would it cost for someone to re-format my computer?
Virus =o - Burter Jr - 08-02-2006
Speaking as someone who repairs around 8-10 computers a day, I highly reccommend FireFox. I loads faster, has MUCH better protection then IE and almost never crashes. It's very, very good compared to the microsoft shit.
I'm speaking as not only someone who uses FireFox, but someone who works on computers daily and has seen the differece it makes first hand
Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Speaking as someone who repairs around 8-10 computers a day, I highly reccommend FireFox. I loads faster, has MUCH better protection then IE and almost never crashes. It's very, very good compared to the microsoft shit.
I'm speaking as not only someone who uses FireFox, but someone who works on computers daily and has seen the differece it makes first hand
If I was crooked, I'd love you, thanks!
Virus =o - Burter Jr - 08-02-2006
Are you, a teenager still in school, suggesting I'm wrong in my professional opinion?
Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Are you, a teenager still in school, suggesting I'm wrong in my professional opinion?
17-year-old that was born late just going into my senior year in high school
But . . . yeah . . . thanks. I hope I get this shit fixed.
Virus =o - Hellfighter 17 - 08-02-2006
No, I am.
Burter, you're wrong. He's clearly on LSD.
Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
No, I am.
Burter, you're wrong. He's clearly on LSD.
And you are, too, I drip some acid on all of your meals!
Virus =o - Burter Jr - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Are you, a teenager still in school, suggesting I'm wrong in my professional opinion?
17-year-old that was born late just going into my senior year in high school
But . . . yeah . . . thanks. I hope I get this shit fixed.
That's good enough to pretend like you have a even half the knowledge of computers that I do.
If someone actually DOES know more about a topic then me, I don't care. But it pisses me off when morons like you tell me I'm incorrect in something I've chosen as a career, and have been proven correct by hundreds of people
Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Are you, a teenager still in school, suggesting I'm wrong in my professional opinion?
17-year-old that was born late just going into my senior year in high school
But . . . yeah . . . thanks. I hope I get this shit fixed.
That's good enough to pretend like you have a even half the knowledge of computers that I do.
If someone actually DOES know more about a topic then me, I don't care. But it pisses me off when morons like you tell me I'm incorrect in something I've chosen as a career, and have been proven correct by hundreds of people
If I had extra ca$h, I'd pay-pal you $20.
EDIT: Hell, I'd die for your job. But, as you guessed it, I'm a dumb-ass when it comes to computers. You SHOULD make insane cash, but, maybe I'm wrong.
Virus =o - Hellfighter 17 - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by KiranoPsh. I'm made of adamantium, sucka.
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
No, I am.
Burter, you're wrong. He's clearly on LSD.
And you are, too, I drip some acid on all of your meals!
Virus =o - Burter Jr - 08-02-2006
If you don't wanna try FireFox, that's on you, but don't trash it when you clearly don't know anything about it but personal bias
Virus =o - Super Buu - 08-02-2006
BJ, I don't think Kirano ever actually disagreed with you. >_>
Virus =o - Alsa - 08-02-2006
Quote:Originally posted by That Sexy Brit Guy
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Quote:Originally posted by Kirano
Quote:Originally posted by Burter Jr
Are you, a teenager still in school, suggesting I'm wrong in my professional opinion?
17-year-old that was born late just going into my senior year in high school
But . . . yeah . . . thanks. I hope I get this shit fixed.
That's good enough to pretend like you have a even half the knowledge of computers that I do.
If someone actually DOES know more about a topic then me, I don't care. But it pisses me off when morons like you tell me I'm incorrect in something I've chosen as a career, and have been proven correct by hundreds of people
If I had extra ca$h, I'd pay-pal you $20.
If you died, I'd go to your funeral and laugh. In fact, let me know when any of your family or friends die, so I can push you into the grave. Then laugh. Here's hoping it's whoever found themselves evil and disgusting enough to give birth to you.
=o
Virus =o - Minoshia - 08-02-2006
I wear a headband laced in acid drops, so every time i sweat it brings some of the acid off the headband and it slowly seeps into my forehead skin, causing me to slowly lose me mind in a neverending trip. I am Jimi Hendrix.