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A Cure?!?!? - Spencinator - 08-12-2006
ArmedAndCynical (3:17:27 PM): Me either. Well, I heard it's only caused by direct contact with leg hair anyway.
Canera411 (3:18:58 PM): Can you touch someone's leg hair over the internet? =o
ArmedAndCynical (3:19:37 PM): Yes. It happens as often as teen pregnancy. So you should always wear leg condoms.
ArmedAndCynical (3:19:46 PM): Or 'tube socks' for short.
Canera411 (3:20:03 PM): Phew. ><
ArmedAndCynical (3:20:32 PM): Sometimes it can be airborne though, so a shot is required.
ArmedAndCynical (3:20:41 PM): A shot of Jack Daniels.
Canera411 (3:21:43 PM): Lmao. ><
ArmedAndCynical (3:21:55 PM): xD
Canera411 (3:23:13 PM): Can't a shot of Jack Daniels cure cancer? >>
ArmedAndCynical (3:23:31 PM): Nope.
Canera411 (3:23:37 PM): Or was that unicorn piss, never sure. ><
ArmedAndCynical (3:23:51 PM): It's unicorn piss with a twist of lemon.
ArmedAndCynical (3:23:56 PM): Close enough.
Canera411 (3:28:37 PM): Ah, makes sense, but I wonder where you can find a unicorn? >>
ArmedAndCynical (3:28:55 PM): There're a few left on Mrs, I believe.
ArmedAndCynical (3:29:11 PM): That's why Cancer is so rampant, we can't get there to get the piss yet. =/
Canera411 (3:29:40 PM): Ah. =\
ArmedAndCynical (3:29:47 PM): Yup =(
Canera411 (3:34:43 PM): We can always try Pegasus piss, but heard those are just a myth. =\
ArmedAndCynical (3:35:11 PM): Yeah. =( Those only exist in fairytales. And in Dutchland.
Canera411 (3:36:13 PM): We could never make it to Dutchland, we'd get eaten by cannibal dutch before we could ever make it. =\
ArmedAndCynical (3:36:35 PM): Yeah. Those wooden shoes really give them an advantage.
Canera411 (3:37:12 PM): I know, and who knew those pig tails could twist around someone's neck so much. =x
ArmedAndCynical (3:38:17 PM): Many men have died vallaintly attempting to bring back Pegasus urine for the good of mankind. Those Dutch....they're immune to Cancer, ya' know.
ArmedAndCynical (3:38:35 PM): They don't need it. They put it in their cheese, wasting it.
Canera411 (3:40:17 PM): =\ There are two things I hate most in this world, Carnies and... THE DUTCH! >=o
ArmedAndCynical (3:40:41 PM): Crazy Dutch bastards....
Canera411 (3:47:04 PM): With their fancy pastries and cheeses... Cheeses... Good lord man, don't you know what this means?!?! =o
ArmedAndCynical (3:47:28 PM): What does it mean?!
ArmedAndCynical (3:47:40 PM): Are they planning world domination ONCE AGAIN?!
Canera411 (3:49:03 PM): No no, not till way later. ><
The cheese man, the cheese, it has unicorn piss! We get dutch cheese all the time, we just need to feed the cancer patients dutch cheese and we will cure cancer! =o
ArmedAndCynical (3:49:22 PM): =O
ArmedAndCynical (3:49:27 PM): Good lord!
ArmedAndCynical (3:49:39 PM): Sweet merciful jelly beans!
ArmedAndCynical (3:49:43 PM): You're right!
ArmedAndCynical (3:50:08 PM): We must tell the world!
ArmedAndCynical (3:50:12 PM): *Calls the President*
Canera411 (3:50:16 PM): All this time... We were so clueless, the cure was right in front of us this whole time. >< Take that medical knowledge! =o WAIT!
ArmedAndCynical (3:50:38 PM): ?!
Canera411 (3:50:51 PM): The president is with the dutch! =o He'll notify them and have us assasinated, thus the secret will be lost forever. ;-;
ArmedAndCynical (3:51:05 PM): NOEZ!
ArmedAndCynical (3:51:18 PM): We have to do it our selves!
Canera411 (3:51:59 PM): Yes, we must hack the News.... Wait... Uh, do you know anyone who can hack?
ArmedAndCynical (3:52:28 PM): No, but I bet I know someone who does...know some one!
ArmedAndCynical (3:52:53 PM): Wait! Vi can hack!
Canera411 (3:53:19 PM): =o We'll what are we waiting for!? Bring her in!
ArmedAndCynical (3:53:43 PM): *Hurries*
ArmedAndCynical (3:54:58 PM): Make a chat! Trillain won't let me!
ArmedAndCynical (3:55:05 PM): I don't know why i'm yelling!
Tempyst Sky (3:55:36 PM) has been invited.
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ArmedAndCynical (3:55:55 PM): WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD!
Tempyst Sky (3:55:58 PM): wutz up whors
ArmedAndCynical (3:56:06 PM): The Dutch!
Canera411 (3:56:33 PM): Keep yelling man! It's for the good of the cause!
ArmedAndCynical (3:56:41 PM): They have our Pegasus Piss in their Cheese! You need to hack the news so that we can alert the world!
ArmedAndCynical (3:56:51 PM): And cure Cancer!
ArmedAndCynical (3:57:18 PM): The President must not find out!
Canera411 (3:57:29 PM): And everyone knows Pegasus piss is the second best piss that can cure cancer, next to unicorns of course.
ArmedAndCynical (3:57:33 PM): For he is with the Dutch!
Tempyst Sky (3:57:33 PM): =o
Tempyst Sky (3:57:33 PM): haxxorz!!
ArmedAndCynical (3:57:40 PM): Hack the world news!
ArmedAndCynical (3:57:42 PM): Quickly!
Tempyst Sky (3:58:39 PM): *haxhaxhax*
Canera411 (3:59:00 PM): Hurry, or they'll hire that vanishing dutch ninja, VJ! =o
ArmedAndCynical (3:59:03 PM): Faster!
ArmedAndCynical (3:59:10 PM): VJ is on to us!
Tempyst Sky (3:59:52 PM): Fuk VJ!!
Tempyst Sky (3:59:57 PM): HAXHAXHAXHAX
ArmedAndCynical (4:00:17 PM): HURRY!
ArmedAndCynical (4:00:26 PM): I'll hold him off!
Canera411 (4:00:35 PM): I'll help!
ArmedAndCynical (4:00:37 PM): *Puts on tinfoil armor*
Tempyst Sky (4:00:44 PM): HA! I did it!!
Tempyst Sky (4:00:54 PM): The dutch are ours!!
ArmedAndCynical (4:00:55 PM): The only thing that stops the Wooden Shoes Of Doom is tinfoil!
ArmedAndCynical (4:00:58 PM): YAYZ!
Tempyst Sky (4:01:00 PM): Victory is mine!
Tempyst Sky (4:01:02 PM): er
Tempyst Sky (4:01:03 PM): ours!!
Canera411 (4:01:04 PM): It's too late... *cough* VJ got me with a wooden shoe! *Cough*
Tempyst Sky (4:01:07 PM): but mostly mine!!
ArmedAndCynical (4:01:15 PM): NOEZ! SPENCER!
Tempyst Sky (4:01:32 PM): He will be missed!
Tempyst Sky (4:01:37 PM): Now...to the cookies!!
Canera411 (4:01:44 PM): ;-; Just tell the world *cough*.. That I didn't go down without a fight. T_T
ArmedAndCynical (4:01:47 PM): Get the cheese!
ArmedAndCynical (4:01:50 PM): We can save him!
Canera411 (4:02:23 PM): *Cough* Cheese? By jones, I think your on to something, someone get the cheese! =o
Tempyst Sky (4:02:39 PM): *gets the cheese*
ArmedAndCynical (4:02:47 PM): *Grabs Cheese that VJ dropped before vanishing in a puff of clogs*
Tempyst Sky (4:02:49 PM): oh, sorry, Spence..I took a few bites
Tempyst Sky (4:02:52 PM): >.>
Tempyst Sky (4:02:57 PM): XD
ArmedAndCynical (4:03:07 PM): Eat, Man!
ArmedAndCynical (4:03:15 PM): Rub it on his wounds!
Canera411 (4:03:16 PM): *Eats*
Canera411 (4:04:14 PM): I think I'll live, this cheese is a miracle! Now we must get America's stock of cheese before the president of Dutch burns our cheese stock. >=\
Canera411 (4:04:30 PM): And the cookie stock as well, just to be spiteful. ><
ArmedAndCynical (4:04:30 PM): VJ again!
ArmedAndCynical (4:04:44 PM): VJ is the Dutchland's president!
ArmedAndCynical (4:05:07 PM): *Get on my Spy Plane!
Canera411 (4:05:20 PM): =o Oh dear lord, hurry! *Jumps over mountain and lands by Wal-Mart*
Canera411 (4:05:36 PM): It's in here, hurry and land darnit! ><
ArmedAndCynical (4:05:46 PM): *Barrel roll*
ArmedAndCynical (4:05:54 PM): We're out of gas!
ArmedAndCynical (4:05:58 PM): *Crash Lands*
ArmedAndCynical (4:06:19 PM): Let's go!
Tempyst Sky (4:06:20 PM): *uses a giggantic ballony thing she pulls out of her pocket and catches*
Tempyst Sky (4:06:33 PM): he, side note, on DBA, look at my new theme I have started
Canera411 (4:07:29 PM): Phew, good job Vi, now let's go find that cheese, if were lucky it might be on sale. ^_^
ArmedAndCynical (4:07:35 PM): Pwnage!
ArmedAndCynical (4:07:40 PM): Let's roll!
Tempyst Sky (4:07:43 PM): *rolls*
Canera411 (4:08:02 PM): *Goes inside* Oh noez! Wal-mart greeters! ROLL MAN! ROLLL!
ArmedAndCynical (4:08:15 PM): *Rolls over greeters*
Tempyst Sky (4:08:34 PM): *rolls back to the electronics area*
Tempyst Sky (4:08:39 PM): *plays a game*
Tempyst Sky (4:08:45 PM): *then continues to roll*
ArmedAndCynical (4:08:47 PM): Go on without me- *Speech garbled by screams of 'HI! How are you!'
ArmedAndCynical (4:08:51 PM): *
Tempyst Sky (4:09:01 PM): *NO!! We never leave a man behind!!
Tempyst Sky (4:09:15 PM): *Uses spence as a weapon and killz greetersz*
Canera411 (4:09:20 PM): *Rolls ABOVE Greeters* Oh noez, I'm going to land in the cough medicine section! *Lands* Whoa, check out this neat buzz I got.*
Tempyst Sky (4:09:47 PM): XD
ArmedAndCynical (4:09:54 PM): xD
Tempyst Sky (4:09:59 PM): No!! He rolled over the mexicans!!
Canera411 (4:09:59 PM): *Is picked and up and thrown at greeters, landz and killz them all.* "Whoa." O.o;
ArmedAndCynical (4:10:12 PM): Hurry! To the Cheese isle!
Tempyst Sky (4:10:28 PM): *Rolls to the cheese aisle*
Canera411 (4:10:36 PM): *Runs in slow motion Bullets rip past me Matrix style*
ArmedAndCynical (4:10:51 PM): Wooden bullets*
ArmedAndCynical (4:10:58 PM): Made from clogs*
Canera411 (4:11:47 PM): >> Vi, do they have Dutch cheese!? Damnit, don't tell me that VJ got them and is in a helicopter, ready to drop them in the ocean! =o
Tempyst Sky (4:11:55 PM): *beats up the old lady guarding the cheese*
Tempyst Sky (4:12:10 PM): *no!!!!!!!!! they're out of cheese!!*
ArmedAndCynical (4:12:11 PM): I found some! *Hold cheese high*
Canera411 (4:12:11 PM): Hey, that was my mom! >=\
ArmedAndCynical (4:12:24 PM): Holds*
Tempyst Sky (4:12:30 PM): *you got the last pack!? Once again, quick saves the day!!*
ArmedAndCynical (4:12:42 PM): *Cheesy Grin*
Canera411 (4:12:47 PM): Eh, forget it, we found the... GOOD LORD, WATCH OUT! *Vj jumps and stealz the cheese.*
ArmedAndCynical (4:12:48 PM): *No pun intended*
ArmedAndCynical (4:12:58 PM): NOEZ!
Canera411 (4:13:32 PM): VJ lands into the Red Stripe aisle.
Tempyst Sky (4:13:38 PM): *Beats VJ with her Clog Turret*
Tempyst Sky (4:13:45 PM): *built into her bra*
Tempyst Sky (4:13:48 PM): o.o
Tempyst Sky (4:14:01 PM): *Take that you dirty dutch bastard!!
ArmedAndCynical (4:14:06 PM): O.O
Tempyst Sky (4:14:07 PM): *learn to make porn right!!*
ArmedAndCynical (4:14:12 PM): xD
Tempyst Sky (4:14:15 PM): *grabs cheese*
Canera411 (4:14:28 PM): O.o; Erm wow, this story is getting weirder and weirder. No Violet, you'll break the bottles of Red Stripe angering...
Tempyst Sky (4:15:10 PM): Noo!!
Canera411 (4:15:10 PM): *Rad is summoned, all pissed and stuff.* WUT, YOU HURT RED STRIPE! >=\
Tempyst Sky (4:15:15 PM): Not the Red Stripe!!
ArmedAndCynical (4:15:22 PM): NO!
ArmedAndCynical (4:15:26 PM): Rad, stop!
Tempyst Sky (4:15:29 PM): *Throws Spence in to protect with his body*
Tempyst Sky (4:15:34 PM): *take one for the team!!*
Canera411 (4:15:51 PM): NOez, I'll be punctured by the spiky hair! ;-;
ArmedAndCynical (4:16:17 PM): *Uses speed to shave Rad's hair*
ArmedAndCynical (4:16:23 PM): He's powerless now!
Tempyst Sky (4:16:53 PM): *sacrifices 18 by throwing her to VJ, Rad inadvrtantly follows*
Tempyst Sky (4:17:08 PM): *The cheese and Red Stripe are ours!!1111!!8*
ArmedAndCynical (4:17:33 PM): Yayz!
Canera411 (4:17:33 PM): *Lands on shaved head, knocking Rad out.* Were safe for now, but we got to get to the hospital before the dutch army launches the neucalur missle!
Canera411 (4:17:52 PM): That's not how it's spelled! =o
ArmedAndCynical (4:17:58 PM): Wooden missle!
ArmedAndCynical (4:18:02 PM): O NOEZ!
Tempyst Sky (4:18:10 PM): Its shaped like a clog!!11
Canera411 (4:18:20 PM): We'll be splintered to death! T_T
ArmedAndCynical (4:18:29 PM): NEVAH!
ArmedAndCynical (4:18:41 PM): HURRY!
Canera411 (4:19:24 PM): This is it guy's, if I can't make it to the hospital, I'll run into the missle head first. *Runs to hospital.*
Tempyst Sky (4:19:41 PM): *spits on missle*
ArmedAndCynical (4:19:57 PM): *Explodes in mid-air*
ArmedAndCynical (4:20:01 PM): =O
ArmedAndCynical (4:20:13 PM): The day is saved!
Tempyst Sky (4:20:14 PM): =o
ArmedAndCynical (4:20:15 PM): Again!
Tempyst Sky (4:20:21 PM): Yayz!!
Canera411 (4:20:42 PM): *Gives cheese to doctor, who then retrieves the unicorn piss dna, clones it, then gives the cancer patients the cure, saving the day!*
ArmedAndCynical (4:21:00 PM): *World Celebrates*
Tempyst Sky (4:21:32 PM): *celebrates with real porn*
Tempyst Sky (4:21:34 PM): >>>
Tempyst Sky (4:21:37 PM): Fucking dutch
Canera411 (4:21:39 PM): *You can see VJ's hand move in the pile of broken bottles of Red Stripe.* To be continued? >>
ArmedAndCynical (4:21:50 PM): *Everyone gets SSJ308423095 on Chubbs*
Tempyst Sky (4:22:12 PM): yay!!
Tempyst Sky (4:22:28 PM): *eats cookies*
ArmedAndCynical (4:22:52 PM): *Eats Mozerella Cheese*
EDIT: Made it shorter. ><
A Cure?!?!? - Tobias - 08-12-2006
To looo~oong.
A Cure?!?!? - Spencinator - 08-12-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Garlic JrRead it anyway. =P
To looo~oong.
A Cure?!?!? - Jewtastic - 08-12-2006
he has ADD. He can't.
A Cure?!?!? - Hellfighter 17 - 08-12-2006
I just plain don't care.
A Cure?!?!? - Spencinator - 08-12-2006
Quote:Originally posted by MurasakiAh. =\ A little bit of Pegasus piss can cure that. ^_^
he has ADD. He can't.
A Cure?!?!? - Tobias - 08-12-2006
Man I drink like five gallons of pegasus piss a day. I even sprikle some on my food. Lemme tell you it does not help ADD. Although my rhumetism its easing up.
A Cure?!?!? - Jewtastic - 08-12-2006
ADD doesn't exist fool. Its a way for your parents to get out of trouble for raising you bad. Thats it.
A Cure?!?!? - Jewtastic - 08-12-2006
Then you can't read.
A Cure?!?!? - Hellfighter 17 - 08-12-2006
Lawlz.
A Cure?!?!? - Jewtastic - 08-12-2006
?usted hace que el beb? Jes?s grita!
A Cure?!?!? - Tobias - 08-13-2006
NO HABLA ESPANOL POR FAVOR!
A Cure?!?!? - Hellfighter 17 - 08-13-2006
Roleplay.
A Cure?!?!? - Jewtastic - 08-13-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Hellfighter 17
Roleplay.
Ah the one word that anyone of any race creed or gender can understand...except maybe Tooro. Did I mention I offered him up for deletion HF?
A Cure?!?!? - Hellfighter 17 - 08-13-2006
You did. That's why you are getting two purple hearts.
A Cure?!?!? - Jewtastic - 08-13-2006
Im giving Jon Kerry a run for his money.
A Cure?!?!? - Kirano - 08-13-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Murasaki
he has ADD. He can't.
Same here.
A Cure?!?!? - The Not Cool Not Tapion - 08-13-2006
Sum it up in three words.
A Cure?!?!? - Burter Jr - 08-13-2006
Murasaki:
ADD does exist.
Tooro:
But it's not an excuse to be stupid, or lazy.
A Cure?!?!? - Burter Jr - 08-13-2006
Well, you'll get no disagreement from me.