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Why I want to have kids... - Nori - 11-09-2006
Dang. You nailed me. I already passed it on to someone before I finished. >_>
Why I want to have kids... - Ruhiel - 11-09-2006
Heheheh. I want to find some Clorox and brake fluid. Or maybe some dust bunnies, hair spray, and roller blades.
The cat one made me giggle.
Why I want to have kids... - Bra - 11-09-2006
You know, I actually have Clorox and brake fluid. Like, there's brake fluid in my room, and Clorox in the laundry room. Well, not Clorox, but bleach is bleach, no?
...Fuck, I'm tempted.
Why I want to have kids... - Spencinator - 11-09-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bra
You know, I actually have Clorox and brake fluid. Like, there's brake fluid in my room, and Clorox in the laundry room. Well, not Clorox, but bleach is bleach, no?
...Fuck, I'm tempted.
If I had both, I'd be tempted too. =\
Why I want to have kids... - Warako - 11-09-2006
As soon as I read the brake fluid and clorox, I thought about doing it, than when I read the 80% thing about men, I couldn't help but laugh at loud.
Why I want to have kids... - Krillin - 11-09-2006
Draino bombs are so much cooler.
Why I want to have kids... - Aero - 11-09-2006
When boys turn about 17, you will find out that...
1.) Condoms should not be disposed of in the toilet.
2.) A plastic bag is not an adequate condom.
3.) Marijuana is not bad for you.
4.) Most alcohols are not that bad.
5.) What to do when receiving a blowjob.
6.) 50% of women will begin to look at their brothers funny.
7.) 90% of men will actually try to use a plastic bag as a condom, if desperate enough.
Why I want to have kids... - Aqua - 11-09-2006
Quote:1.) Condoms cannot be disposed of in the toilet.
FALSE
Why I want to have kids... - Aero - 11-09-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bun
When boys turn about 17, you will find out that...
1.) Condoms should not be disposed of in the toilet.
Better?
Why I want to have kids... - Aqua - 11-09-2006
Better I guess, but I find that the toilet is your best option when you're living at home... unless you have a low-flow toilet.
Why I want to have kids... - Aero - 11-09-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Aqua
Better I guess, but I find that the toilet is your best option when you're living at home... unless you have a low-flow toilet.
I usually hide them under all of the other trash in my trashcan.
Why I want to have kids... - Aero - 11-09-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Kollifum
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Bun...that's...not really that funny. >>
No, but it is so so true.
Why I want to have kids... - Aqua - 11-09-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Bun
Quote:Originally posted by Kollifum
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Bun...that's...not really that funny. >>
No, but it is so so true.
*slowly backs away*