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I'm a Lawyer - Mowgli - 11-21-2006
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"
He said, "Why,... Yes I am!"
So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
Edit: got bored..felt like sharing....hardly anyone posted at all today...so yeah
lol
I'm a Lawyer - Saz - 11-21-2006
Badum bum.
That was meant to be like the comedy drum thing at the end of a joke....
I'm a Lawyer - Mowgli - 11-21-2006
yeah it sucked I know..
I'm a Lawyer - Saz - 11-21-2006
Meow.
![[Image: catman-1.gif]](http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j316/GarethKatz/catman-1.gif)
How random was that?
I'm a Lawyer - Celipa - 11-21-2006
Jesus Christ, Sazuaa, where in the bloody Hell did you scrounge that up?
>.>
Must've been Googlin' some pretty weird stuff.
I'm a Lawyer - Banned Dana - 11-21-2006
seriously, that freaks me out man. lol
I'm a Lawyer - Saz - 11-21-2006
I googled badum bum.
It's real too. I saw a documentary on him acouple of years ago. Pretty freaky.
I'm a Lawyer - Celipa - 11-21-2006
xD
I'll never understand why someone would wanna do that to themselves.
I'm a Lawyer - Mowgli - 11-21-2006
Him? Thats my mom!! X(
I'm a Lawyer - Jeice - 11-21-2006
That joke wasn't funny
...I feel unsatisfied....
I'm a Lawyer - Mowgli - 11-21-2006
Than play with yourself, that always helps Jimmy out.
Jimmy = a fictional character and any similarities to anyone alive on Earth is sheer coincidence.
I'm a Lawyer - Raditzu - 11-21-2006
I thought the OP was pretty funny.
I'm a Lawyer - Dantes - 11-22-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.
How random was that?
seen that stupid ass guy on ripleys believe it or not.
This is what i did to the TV when i saw him.
..!.. ..!..
I'm a Lawyer - Saz - 11-22-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Nappa
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.
How random was that?
seen that stupid ass guy on ripleys believe it or not.
This is what i did to the TV when i saw him.
..!.. ..!..
Oh man I loved Ripleys believe it or not. It's not on anymore though. I think that was where I first saw him too, but there was a documentary. That guy must really want to be a cat, think of all the money it would have took to do that to himself, also, where would he get the money from? Who exactly would employ him?
I'm a Lawyer - Mowgli - 11-22-2006
ehhh..he could havd had family or friends in the business...or mayb hes a prostitute in Vegas lol
I'm a Lawyer - Downy Peach - 11-22-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.
How random was that?
I heard that person got a job as the new Tony the Tiger for Kellogs.
I'm a Lawyer - Saz - 11-22-2006
Quote:Originally posted by Tapion
Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa
Meow.
How random was that?
I heard that person got a job as the new Tony the Tiger for Kellogs.
I have a feeling kids wouldn't latch onto him as a logo for the cereal. Could you imagine having that freakshow leering at you over your bowl of frosties?