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Five-Man Battle Royale - Burter - 12-18-2006
Gokua vs Android 17 vs Recoome vs Sazuaa vs Android 16
The winner of the Battle Royale gets an auto entry into the Asylum Tournament, and also an advantage as they can pick their own opponent.
The other four will have to leave things up to fate...and Burter.
You're voting for up to two people to win.
Five-Man Battle Royale - Dantes - 12-18-2006
Sixteen entered the room calmy, only to see another android. It was one of the newer models, and gayer ones. The machine warrior could not help but smirk at the sight of a gay android, especially a weak gay android.
"You think you are going to win this new android?" Sixteen asked, in his usual monotone voice.
"I expect no less than victory," The newer model replied instantly.
The orange hared fighter slowly turned around to the other contestants with the same smirk placed widely across his face. "The new android behind me is in fact gay, and you would be wise not to sleep near him. Now that i've notified you all of this, i would like to suggest that you do not vote for this guy," the android explained, hopeing that this would sway the votes in his favor.
"So the battle of the androids begins!" He thought to himself, as a furious Seventeen stood up from his chair.
(OOC: 17 it's all in good fun man, I respect ya more than anyone but i gotta get some votes.)
Five-Man Battle Royale - Android 17 - 12-18-2006
?There?s a bomb!? Seventeen screamed, his voice an immense bastardization of Arnold Schwarenwhatever. The android?s wailing garnered the attention of everyone around him, and with their eyes now glued to him, the machine-hybrid let out a chorus of merry ?bohs.?
?Vote for me,? the onyx-haired dude decreed, his fingers planting themselves on his hips. ?Why should we do that, Seventeen? Is that what you ask? Well look at who else you have to pick. There?s the emo guy,? Seventeen said, pointing to a rather large, handicapped man with one arm (Recoome, btw). ?I?m sure he?ll use the whole ?vote for me or I?ll cut myself? angle to win votes.
?Next we have a Frenchman,? Seventeen stated, pointing to Sauzaa. ?And since he?s French we all know he?s an enormous pansy with not right to bear any title that states someone can actually fight,? the android chuckled verily, and then turned his attention to Gokua. ?I have no idea who that fag is, but just look at him, he probably sits around and makes flashy graphics to cover up for his lack of talent in all other regards.
?Last we have this douche,? Seventeen added, pointing to some green-armored fag with a Mohawk. ?He?s probably one of those guys who can?t handle the fire and has to change his persona when the going gets tough. He?s probably an emo kid, a goth, or a fag. I?m going to call him an emo fag?which I suppose is actually the same thing twice in a row, but I?ll do what I want.
?Vote for me,? Seventeen concluded, shrugging his shoulders, ?At my best I?m at least less of loser than these weirdos.?
OOC: Trash talking that happens to be all in good fun ftw!
Five-Man Battle Royale - Aero - 12-18-2006
*Sigh*
"16, you're just a chunk of metal that has no feelings for anything, and wants to fit in--just like a bitch!" Gokua exclaimed, a finger pointing at the android. "And you," he said as he turned to Recoome. "You're just an emo fag that is never satisfied with anything. Damn, be satisfied for once. So what that your posts aren't OMFG fantastic, they're good though, so shut the fuck up and accept it." Gokua turned to Seventeen. "Oh, and you, get a life. The only thing you do is write, write, write, get a god damn life!" Gokua then looked at Sazuaa. "I don't even know who the fuck you are.!"
Gokua took a minute to catch his breath. He panted heavily as he placed his hands on his knees and hunched over. It was clear that another substance was involved to cause this shortage of breath. that would be understandable too, since he was a pot-head. He probably smoked a few ounces before the event. He finally caught his breath and looked at the crowd.
"Now, I know that I might not be the favorite here, but c'mon, who among this group is cooler than me? Who? Besides, if you don't vote for me, you'll never see any of my GFX in your sig area...EVER!" Gokua concluded.
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OOC: Yup, just some trash talking...
Five-Man Battle Royale - Saz - 12-18-2006
Sazuaa hits Gokua over the head with a folded steel chair.
-FIN-
Five-Man Battle Royale - Dantes - 12-18-2006
Laughing at all the repiticious comments taht had been thrown across the room, Sixteen shook his head in amusment. Slowly placing his left hand around his right wrist, the android fingered a small button at the base of his hand. With a click his right hand was uncoupled from it's socket and rested in the palm of his left.
"i bet i can hit them both in the face with one throw," the older model whispered, catching the attention of the second android.
"lets see this!" Seventeen smiled.
Without smirking the giant nodded, and with a quick flick of his wrist the massive hand went sailing through the air. Almost istantly the boosters on the hand kicked in, launching itself faster with each second, then finally connecting with the side of the swordsman's face.
"What the fuck is that?" Gokua yelled, leaping to his feet.
He made a lunge for the rocket powered fist, but his slightly pigeoned feet caught against the rug and tripped.
Sazuaa was alarmed by the yelp that the other contestant had made when the fist hand masacred his face, and was up on his feet. Alert as ever, the oddly colored fighter watched as the fist lasered it's way towards him. It was about a foot away when the armored fighter thrust his own fist forwards in attempt to catch the raging android hand.
Making a sharp glide left, the fist dodged it's targets attempt to catch it, and made an upper-cut action into the jaw of Sazuaa. The hit lifted him a few inches off the ground and back into his seat, and quite stunned.
"Typical humans, they just can't compete against an android!" Sixteen laughed, as his hand whizzed back into it's socket.
Five-Man Battle Royale - Aero - 12-18-2006
Android 16 gets jumped by a bunch of drug dealers from Baltimore. Sazuaa meets an ex-con by the name of "Sugar Honey", and they wander off somewhere to "hang out". Android 17 gets hit by a car...and lives. Recoome breaks out in an "emo" tantrum and eventually cuts his wrist to take away the depression, but he made the cut too deep and bleeds to death. Gokua just watches this all happening, but makes sure that he sips on a cup of Sprite while doing so.
"Mmmm...it quenches my thirst."
Five-Man Battle Royale - Dantes - 12-19-2006
drug dealers get too excited and stab me in the heart. The knife penetrates a small soft spot, and punctures the massive bomb left in his body.
everyone is dead.
A few moments later, maintenence walks in and looks down at the massive pile of bones and machinary.
"Wtf is this?" he thought, placing hundreds of parts back together with a small screw.
Thus is the beginning of
Android 16 + 17 - bomb
Five-Man Battle Royale - Aero - 12-19-2006
Gokua is immune to such things; he lives. =o