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This guy makes me laugh - Printable Version +- CDBZ Archive (http://alex.zulenka.com) +-- Forum: Out of Character Forums (http://alex.zulenka.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8) +--- Forum: The Legendary Asylum (http://alex.zulenka.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=133) +--- Thread: This guy makes me laugh (/showthread.php?tid=39308) |
This guy makes me laugh - Tapion - 05-13-2007 How I stumbled upon this guy...I have no idea. But I was randomly on wikipedia just browsing, for a lack of better things to do, and I found this guy. His names David Icke, and he's a conspiracist... Quote:According to David Icke reptilian humanoids are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy directed at manipulation and control of humanity. He contends that most of the world's leaders, from George W. Bush to members of the British royal family, are in fact 7-foot tall, blood-drinking reptilians from the star system Alpha Draconia. Quote:Icke's core ideas are outlined in four books written over seven years: The Robots' Rebellion (1994), ... And the Truth Shall Set You Free (1995), The Biggest Secret: The Book that Will Change the World (1999), and Children of the Matrix (2001). The basic conspiracy theory is that the world is controlled by a network of secret societies referred to as the "Brotherhood," at the apex of which stand the "Illuminati" or "Global Elite." [18] The goal of the Brotherhood is a world government, a plan that Icke says was laid out in the anti-semitic hoax, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which Icke says are really the revealed plans of the Illuminati. Icke, in common with many other conspiracy theorists, says the methods of these conspirators include control of the world's economies and the use of mind-control techniques. [18] I'm sorry, but I find this guy hilarious, and for some reason while reading his theories I just kept thinking that I wanted to base a personal storyline off them O_o This guy makes me laugh - Dehan - 05-13-2007 You find it funny yet it's true. The 'government' has already tainted your brain you poor poor man...free yourself and see them for what they are! This guy makes me laugh - Piccolo55 - 05-13-2007 Drat,but the pink human fleshy shall never stop us we lizard people shall rule you! This guy makes me laugh - Amadeus - 05-13-2007 I`ve heard of conspiracy theories that actually make sense. This isn`t one of them. This guy makes me laugh - Yamu - 05-13-2007 The truth is always the simplest answer. People like this annoy me, because they fuck up weak willed followers into killing themselves when Halley's Comet comes around. This guy makes me laugh - Android-18 - 05-13-2007 Hey something like this was on CSI, where a group of people seriously believed that the police and government were lizard people. This guy makes me laugh - Yamu - 05-14-2007 Good episode. I love Alie Sheedy. I can't wait for the season finale. This guy makes me laugh - Saz - 05-14-2007 Heh, I just watched an episode of South park which totally reminded me of this. It was the one where all the men in the town were turning metrosexual because of the queer eye for the straight guy show. Anyway you find out that the guys on the show are not actually human, but are infact, crab people who are trying to take over the world by turning all the men into wussies. It was pretty funny. This guy makes me laugh - Captain Silver - 05-14-2007 Quote:Originally posted by Sazuaa On MTV? Because I just missed it. And I agree with Jackie. This is quite ridiculous. This guy makes me laugh - Saz - 05-15-2007 Quote:Originally posted by Ballofire No, on Paramount. This guy makes me laugh - Captain Silver - 05-15-2007 They only show repeats. >.> This guy makes me laugh - Saz - 05-15-2007 Quote:Originally posted by Ballofire No they don't. I've watched the very lastest South park episodes on Paramount. I think it was Satans sweet 16 the two part episode. MTV is the one that show repeats... This guy makes me laugh - Captain Silver - 05-15-2007 I mean, they show repeats because I watch South Park on there all the time, and they always show the same episode as they did the week before. =x This guy makes me laugh - Saz - 05-15-2007 Quote:Originally posted by Ballofire Yea it's weird that. They show the brand new episodes like once and then never again... |