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They're Everywhere... - Pigero - 08-09-2007
You can't get away from them. They stalk every moment of your life. They're in your family, your closest circle of friends, your work. They talk to you, they IM you, they call you, they play sports with you, they lecture you, they punish you, they bitch at you. Some can be considered "friends," but most of the time you're only friends thru another friend and you greatly dislike that person. Most often, they're in your family and you're binded to them by law and morals. You work near them, doing 90% of the grunt work as they sit back and drink sodas, watching them get paid $5 more an hour than you do, even when they never actually work. You've been in fights with them, you've been in love with them. You've spent your saturdays nights with them, sleeping under the stars; you've spent the other 6 nights arguing with them. Some of them even realize what they are and try to escape their fate. Some live longer then you, most die before you. The majority of them are still breathing right now because it's illegal to kill them. The others that are alive are only still alive because of sheer dumb luck. You see them on T.V., playing sports, telling jokes in your favorite sitcom, and working for an Oscar in your favorite drama. They're in your class - the ones who always get the questions wrong when they try to answer themselves, but copy off of other people as to raise their own grade. They're on the sports field at high school football games; they're spelling words in the spelling bee. They make bitchier rants than the one I'm making right now. They're in your favorite band - they play your favorite song. They're the CEOs of your favorite soda, energy drink, shaving cream, and candy companys - the tycoons who began pizza, arcade, and ice cream empires. We say that people follow them because they're "creative," and they think outside the box, but the truth is, we only follow them for self amusement, and we unwillingly give them enough power to sustain their ambitions.
....Idiots!!!
I can't STAND idiots!!
They're going to swarm! I can feel it coming. There's going to be an idiot infestation any day now. It's on the horizon.
I seriously hope the majority of them rot in hell (not the ones in my family, of course >.>). My boss' daughter gets paid $17 Dollars an hour. To do what?
Guess. Go Ahead. I'll give you a hint, I work at a Snack Bar.
Paid $17 dollars an hour...to make Smoothies. An item that isn't even on the menu. Yep. That's it. The girl with the most annoying voice I've ever heard comes in at 12:00 every morning with friends to clutter up the snack bar so I have room to work, and leaves at 9:00, leaving a mess for me to clean up. She sits back and drinks sodas while I cook, work the register, fill out orders, organize, and do the grunt work (cleaning dishes, taking out trash, wrapping opened bottles; food, etc). I've complained to my boss about it before, to make her actually work for her money. He's been intending to add "Smoothie" to the menu for nearly 2 months now. But wait, she's not just any smoothie maker. She's a professional smoothie maker out of Camp Smoothie!
Yep.
Camp
Smoothie.
Whoever thought of Camp Smoothie was a fucking genius - there are seriously enough idiots in the world to go to a fucking smoothie camp. A 6-Week Smootie Camp.
She came back knowing how to make 6 smoothies. That's a smoothie a week. How fucking retarded can one person be?
Whenever she gets off her fat ass to talk, it's only for her to ask me to make her food - this, of course, happens roughly 15 times a day. I can't say no, either. She's my bosses daughter. The food comes out of my pay, as well.
2 Weeks ago she took $150 from the register as her pay for the day (Yes. For the Day.), and was too much of a dumb bitch to tell anyone she was taking it. The money, of course, got deducted from my pay. I was complaining to one of my more friendly customers about it and she overheard, giggled, and said she was sorry.
$250 > Sorry. Sorry don't cut it.
Anyways, work isn't the only place I need to deal with idiots.
My mum is makin' me go to Florida. Yah, I know "How horrible can Florida be?"
HORRIBLE.
I'm going down to florida with my fucking rents, which already spoiled my trip there, to visit my 7 year old cousin, which made it worse, and I need to babysit her. WHAT THE FUCK. Did I just buy a $200 2-Way ticket to Florida so that I could babysit for free? I told my mom like a thousand times I don't want to go, and I'd just hand off the ticket to my older brother, but then his life would suck, not mine, and that wouldn't be fair.
In my circle of best friends, there's one kid, Tom Benz, who is the biggest pain in the ass I have ever met in my entire life. Yet, my best friends are blowjob monkeys with them, so I totally lose.
Idiots suck.
My mom actually came in the room while I was writing this and told me I would need to watch my grandma while we went down to florida. Woohoo.
....Did I note my fear of heights at all? I can't breathe at the top of a Ferris Wheel. I can't wait to see how the plane ride goes.