Natives

[Banned Monster Carrot]

Kokoum looked around for a deer he could slaughter. The forest was cool and moist with the mountain dew. Suddenly a tree began to speak, It was grandmother willow!!

"Kokoum you must follow your heart."

"what the freak why is this tree talking to me?" Kokoum muttered to himself "Well I had smoked the pipe with the elders earlier and when I was high pochohantas came in and well never mind.

"Kokoum Im grandmother willow" The tree spoke

"NOOOOOOOOO" Kokoum went into a mad rampage and began to chop the tree with his axe.

"Ha ha ha" Grand mother willow began to morth into an evil shadow of darkness. She was laughing as she set the forest on fire. Kokoum fought the shadow with all his might but nothing he could do could stop the evil. He suddenly fainted in the ablazed forest.

(3 hours later he awoke)

"Kokoum kokoum wake up"Pochohontas was standing over Kokoum and she had yet again raped him. He was chained to a wooden post and struggled to get free. Pochohontase's eye's became red as here skin became purple.

"Kokoum its me I let pochontas save you from that forest" Grand mother willows voice cried as she possesed pochontas.

"If you want this girl back travel to the dark land of chamamashouse and we will talk things over ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Banned Monster Carrot]

Kokuom began to travel to the land know as chamommashouse, so he could finish the evil bastard once in for all. He was traveling through the land of doyodad when suddenly a homless man approached him.

"Sir may I please have some mmoney?" The hobo pleaded

"No!" Kokoum replied "I will not share"

There were many ghost in the city of doyodad such as ebenezer scrooge and marley. Kokoums was journeying to the town doyomom when suddenly a thief approacehed him.

The thief punched at kokoum but the Native dodged the attack and through his spear right through the theifs neck. Kokoum through the spear so hard that it tore through the mans throught and flew out the other side of his head leaving a whole were the spear was. Another man approached kokoum

"My name is quanto I will join you on your quest."

"Ok "Kokoum replied ass the two began to travel to chomamashouse.