Hardcore Match: Reijin vs Violet

[Burter]

Match made on request. Also, just so you losers know, I'm putting you in the tag match next week

[Reijin]

"So Violet..."

"Yeah?"

Reijin held out his pencil in both hands. "Its your shot to break it."

She took aim.

[Reijin]

Reijin's pencil shatter in a million splinters as Violet stuck her tongue out at him.

"How's it feel to LOSE, loser!"

Reijin simply shrugged. "By now, I'm getting used to it."

Then he went off to get some.

[Violet]

Before Reijin could reach his car, the purple bastardess known as The Vi, jumped atop his hood and jumped around, denting the hell out of the metal.

"Hey!!1 =(" Reijin cried. "Stop that!"

=P Violet said. She jumped down from the hood and stalked up to the slightly taller boy, and laughed at him. "HAHAHAHA" she said, and bitch slapped him in his "Michael Jackson cute" face.

Her opponent returned the smack, with relish, knocking her into the car, further damaging it. Ripping off a rearview mirror, Violet chucked it at him, pinging it off his cranum with a resounding crack!

"Ow."

[Reijin]

Reijin had had better romps inside of cars, but this was definately the wildest and most violent romp he'd had involving a car.

[Violet]

Violet performed a stunning Stone Cold Stunner on the challenger, right into the lovely dinged hood of said automobile. It was an El Camino, and known for its owner's lack of sexual life, social life, and pretty much life period.

Reijin sprouted cartoonesque birds from his head, and they twittered about his line of vision. Batting them away, he recovered, only to be drop kicked by the muddy boot of Chuck Norris's dummy, Chump Norbits. Also known as Violet's "secret weapon of mass Asstruction". Yeah, she picked it up in a catalogue.