[00] Restaurant

[DA 2009]

A five-star restaurant manned by profession chefs teleported in from around the universe. Multiple styles of cuisine are offered, and only the finest food and beverage is served.

[Psyren]

"Welcome may I have your name please?"

"Frozen.." He said with a irritated tone.

"Yes you are on our list please right this way to your table." Frozen followed him towards a table in the corner that wasent very well lit. He liked it thought it would keep his appearence down. And hopefully push anyone who wanted to chit chat away. The waiter sat down a menu and took his drink order and walked away. Frozen looked at the resturaunt and smiled. It was very nice and hopefully the food would be as well. He sat there and waited for the waiter to return and let out a long yawn.

"Alright sir his is your glass of water. And a nice bottle of..Earth..Tequilla?"

"Yeah thats the stuff right there gimme!" He handed the bottle to him and smiled.

"Have you decided what you want to order?"

"Look Im not picky and well...Im not sure what I would really care to partake of. So Im going to trust your instincts and let you pick whatever is the best. And I will eat that."

"Ahh I have just thing dish in mind sir. You will enjoy it very much.."

"Yeah yeah..Bring me two more bottles of this..."

"Yes..Sir."

Frozen leaned back and lifted the glass of water to his lips and drank it down in one gulp. He burped and reached for the bottle of liquor and held it tightly in his hands. He took a few deep sips of the clear liquid and smiled. He enjoyed the burning sensation in his throat. He leaned his head back and relaxed for the first time in weeks. It was a nice feeling to know that you were heavily protected and didnt have to worry about anything. His food finally arrived after a short time and was placed down infront of him.

"What am I about to be eating?"

"Well...I think it should be a suprise. I will tell you after it has been consumed how does that sound?"

"Fair...But If I dont enjoy it...I get to punch you in the mouth."

"Fair I will take that wager. But beleive me you wont be sorry."

Frozen started picking at the food to get a good flavor and realized that it was quite enjoyable. It was a some form of meat that was well done with a savory sauce covering it. The other things he actually recognized as earth made foods. Mostly vegetables covered in oils and extra flavorings. It was quite good he had to admit. He took another gulp out of his bottle and smiled. He dropped his fork and sighed. He had eaten quickly but enjoyed every bite down to the last morsel and still felt as thought he had room for more. He quickly ordered some form of frosty desert that would settle his light hunger. The waiters brough tout a alrge bowl of rocky road icecream with some kind of cake under it. Frozen dove into it like a child in a candy shop that had been locked in all night. It was delicious down to the last bite. The waiter soon returned and stood before a now satisfied Frozen.

"I trust everything met to your satisfaction?"

"Oh yeah..I havent had a meal like that since I left home. Wow.."

"I am glad now are you ready for the revealing of the meat you partook of?"

"Yeah..What was that it was amazing."

"It is a very rare species from the planet Vegeta. It is known as the Dorulak. We raise them on Vegeta and then well we eat them."

"How exactly is it prepared?"

"Well we take a pregneant Dorulak slice her open and pull out the young fetus and then we let it glaze in sauces for several days and then we cook it and prepare it for our public to eat."

"...That is the most....Awesome thing I have ever heard of in my entire life...I literally just ate a fetus is what your saying?"

"Well yes you just ate a fetus..."

"..Hmm...Well..here is a bit of advice."

"Yes sir?"

"Dont tell someone their eating a fetus of any kind. It kind of makes the whole experience...disturbing. Now I have ate my share of fetus's on the battlefeilds and villages I have raided. But atleast then I do it with full knowledge. You cant just suprise someone with a big OH YOUR EATING A FUCKING FETUS!"

"I am sorry sir deeply deeply sorry. But I figured because you are indeed a ch angeling you wouldnt mind as logn as the food was prepared to your satisfaction."

"Fetus...What part of that sounds apetizing..."

"So you are unsatisfied..."

"No I am deeply satisfied that I have just engorged myself with the fetus of a rare species from the Planet vegeta that is covered in savory sauces. Damn that was a mouth full and you know what cook me another one of those and add more sauce and Ill be taking it to my room to devour at a time when my stoumach has forgotten the fetus and so has my brain."

"Yes sir right away sir."

"Also..Could you send a few more bottles of tequilla perhaps three. You have one unfinished and two unopened already sir."

"Ill be needing them for my dead baby.."

"Dead..baby..? Oh the Dorulak! Yes sir right away sir.."

Frozen smiled and as the waiter turned he flicked his tial out grabbed his ankle and tripped him. Frozen smiled and thought to himself. 'No one makes Frozen Dragon eat a damned baby but Frozen Dragon..And even I am picky..' He gave a sick grin and watched the waiter scurry about.