Universal Title Match: Super Buu (c) vs Celipa

[Burter]

The first ever defense of the Universal Championship is right here on Superpowers!

Celipa beat Super Buu last week, but not by pinfall. It's time to see if she can do it the right way, and when it's ALL on the line.

The winner will defend the title at the first PPV in the main event of Wastelands

[Celipa]

Lights are flaring all around, and the spotlight shines upon one object.

In the middle of the arena, Celipa is in a massive crab shell. It's kinda luck a turtle shell the way she's wearing it.

"KRAKRAKRA!" she shouts, glaring across the arena at Super Buu.

Buu is also donning a crab costume. WTF is gonna happen next!?!? =O

[Super Buu]

Buu staggers into the ring, raising his arms in a 'double horns' symbol and screaming something. It's obvious that, since winning the championship, he's let himself go. A pink, grotesque beer-belly spills over his waistline, and every few seconds he pulls his baggy white pants up. Still, this fall from grace has had no effect whatsoever on his unfallible ego.

"So yer th'cunt that s'posa be fightin' me eh?" he slurs. His red-black eyes flit intermittently to the bottle of vodka in his hand, and a green tongue snakes across his rubbery lips. He turns back to his opponent, and suddenly falls into some type of alcohol-induced rage. "YOU CAN'T BEAT ME FAGGOT I'M TH'FUCKIN' CHAMPION THEN YEAH?"

Buu waves his hand at the crowd, unaware - or ignorant - of their screams of "get out of the fucking ring!" before swigging back a taste of vodka. He isn't even sober enough to feel the harsh taste on his lips, and he discards the bottle before turning back to his opponent, and charging.