24/7 Hardcore Match

[Burter]

Extending this 24 hours. Reijin is the current champ, and Spop is pinning both him and 17

[Reijin]

**OOC=Dammit, and I was psyched to get in by the time limit.

An explosion of smoke filled the dogpile of forms, and Reijin appeared once more on top of the pile, this time dancing the dance of the drunken irishman. "I can dance all day, I can dance all day!" The Saiyan was literally dancing up a storm as the clouds gathered overhead, inciting the rage of the heavens. It was then that Spop and 17 realized they were pinning a log.

[Whompt]

"Eww...." There was only one type of log that Rei could have had on hand when he did his disappearing act. And it wasn't the wooden type. The now disgusted Spop rose to his feet and prepared to give Rei the asskicking of a lifetime. Or atleast a week. Who cares, really?

It was then that Spop got an idea. Who said you had to pin your opponent? He could make Reijin submit! And the big man knew just how to do it. Veins bulging, Mangina powered up to maximum, and fired the most dreaded beam in all the known universe.

The Tickle Beam.

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[Reijin]

Rising above all in a triumphant pose, Reijin stood proud, gleaming from ear to ear in the stance of a God. "I AM THE CHAMPION! NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE I AM THE CHAMPION!!!! OF THE WOOOOOORLD!" He heard muffled cries from beneath him, but he didn't care. They were pinned. He was going to win this thing. Even if it killed them.

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[Whompt]

Kick out!

Reijin kicked out of his own pin. The wierdo had actually tried to get the title from himself. The retarded POS. Not only that, but the fool had actually ignored the omnipotent-ness of the Tickle Beam.

"It's on now, bitch!" Spop roared with a... roar.

And that's when it happened. Spop bro-raped Rei. Coaxing the young warrior with promises of "beers" and "GameCube" the Mangina had gained his trust before ramming the point home.

Heh... Ramming the point.

Then he pinned the poor sap.

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[Reijin]

Realizing that Spop had forgotten how to count, Reijin began to throw random numbers in the mix, watching as Spop completely lost track of the count. "You can't beat me with such a low level of schooling, boy!" He then pushed Spop off of him, and ran off to the side, trying to hold himself down long enough to win the title from himself.

[Violet]

"Hey! I thought I Stone Colded you!!" Violet raged, hopping in between Reijin and the guy who looked like a human penis. Beating her chest with her fists, she speared the manwhore Spop, and kicked Reijin in the balls, then took the title, and began to run.

[Whompt]

Originally posted by Burter
Extending this 24 hours. Reijin is the current champ, and Spop is pinning both him and 17

Seems like my post was the last valid one, but keep up the good, useless work guys.

[Reijin]

I figured after your own useless one last night ended up with an extension appearing after it when I'd timed it perfectly, I might as well continue posting and trying. Now I wonder just how many words it will take for me to make my fifty words on this one? Doesn't seem like too many more honestly. Guess this makes it.

[Whompt]

"Dammit!" Spop cursed, "I was hoping you'd believe that and give up. What a jip."

Rather than continue to use them thar fancy words and such, Mangina decided to do what he did best.

Besides that! Wierdo...

What he did was beat Rei with Vi and wave them goodbye, oh my!

And then he pinned Reijin, also known as the Fetish Kid.

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[OldZorn]

stupid double post

[OldZorn]

Suddenly out of no where Mr. 1985 Zorn comes running over and delivers a leg drop to the bald giant breaking the pin! Zorn the rips off his shirt and starts flexing to the cheers of the capacity crowd. Zorn then took his torn shirt and tied Rejin by the next to a pipe that is horizontal on the ground. Zorn then goes for the pin!


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[Whompt]

3!

Zorn, the self-proclaimed Mr. 1985 had finally gotten a taste of gold. Rising to his feet, the pussified Saiya-jin did a little dance to announce his victory. And that's when it all went wrong. Spop, rising from the ashes like some sort of Phoenix of Awesome, poked the pansey in the eye. While Zorn performed a new, pain-ridden dance, Spop slammed his size 14 boot into the boy's nutsack and commenced to pin the incapacited fool.

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[Reijin]

Warlocks

"Amplify Curse": This ability is now consumed correctly by a "Curse of Doom" casting.
"Create Healthstone": These abilities will now be sorted in rank order in your spellbook.
"Create Spellstone": These abilities will now be sorted in rank order in your spellbook.
"Curse of the Elements" and "Curse of Shadow" now have a duration of 2 minutes when used on PvP targets.
"Curse of Tongues" now has a 12 second duration when used on PvP targets.
"Demonic Knowledge": This ability will now work with enslaved demons.
"Enslave Demon": The health bar and mana bar for enslaved demons will no longer appear to go down when they become enslaved.
Fixed some data errors that caused "Soul Leech" and "Conflagrate" to generate more threat than intended.
"Improved Drain Soul": This talent will no longer trigger when a creature other than the one you are draining dies.
"Insignia of the Alliance/Horde" and "Medallion of the Alliance/Horde" now remove "Fear", "Stun" and "Slowing" effects and no longer remove "Charm" and "Polymorph" effects.
New art added for "Ritual of Souls" channeling focus and "Soulwell" created by the spell.
"Ritual of Souls" no longer consumes a "Soul Shard" when cast in arenas.
"Shadowfury" now properly benefits from the Intensity talent.
"Spell Lock" (Felhunter) duration reduced to 5 seconds (rank 1) and 6 seconds (rank 2), and cooldown reduced to 24 seconds.
"Soulwell" now plays a sound and visual effect when you create a "Healthstone" through using it.
"Soul Link": Adjusted tooltip to explain that the damage transferred to the pet cannot be prevented. The functionality remains unchanged. This ability will now work with enslaved demons.
"Unholy Power": The tooltip has been corrected to indicate it works with the Imp's "Firebolt".

[Whompt]

Rei? I think you got the wrong thread.

[Reijin]

It made fifty words.

[Whompt]

You could have atleast given me the pin there. I mean, comon! A simple "3" at the beginning of that would have made me incredibly happy.

[Burter]

Time's up anywho

[Whompt]

I know. But still. v.v,

[Burter]

Reijin is the only one who successfully got the title, making him the new champ