10-14-2005, 08:16 PM
Ok yep, this is my almost death experience that just happened like, an hour ago.
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I'm sleeping right, and my wife wakes me up all scared and shit.
"Baby, some one is ringing the door bell" and i'm all like *half asleep* "no there isn't baby, go back to sleep" and she was like "no really there is" and then i hear it, the doorbell begins to ring. She tells me it's been going on for like 5 minutes now. So i'm like "what the fuck" I check my watch and it says 3:00AM, gawd, who's ringing my doorbell at 3AM??? So i get up, throw on some shorts and walk over to the front door. I look through the peep hole and I see NOTHING. Damn straight, I see NOTHING. So i'm all freaked out, cuz I'm staring through the peep hole to see nothing, while at the same time, the doorbell is ringing. The smart thing to do is go back to bed right? Nah, not me, my ass was all like "fuck it, if i die, then i die. I got life insurance." So i unlock the door, and open it to see, get this, a skinny short japanese woman hunched over with her long straight black hair covering her entire face. Now if anyone's ever seen The Grudge, you know what I'm talking about. Check it, I live in Japan, my neighborhood and apartments all look like it's from the movie, and i'm staring straight into a woman that looks EXACTLY like The Grudge beast. So my heart starts racing as soon as I hear the bitch start moaning. And i'm all like "what the fuck??" and in a flash, she jumps at me and clings on to me, so i'm all like "who the fuck are you?" and push her over to the side towards the bathroom. At that moment i noticed that she was only in a bra, and her hoochie shorts were down to her thighs, and she wasn't wearing any panties, so yeh, booty galore up in here. That's when i was like, damn, no Grudge beast can look like that. Then i hear the bitch moan "ohh bathroom" and she walks right up into my bathroom, sits down on my toilet and starts peeing. "at that point i'm like "what the fuck is going on." Then the woman talks and she's like "who are you", "where am i?" at that point i'm like, fuck, that's my neighbor from downstairs and apparently, she's drunk off her ass. So my wife finally comes up after hearing that i'm not dead (what an ass ^_^), and is all like "what's goin on?" so i tell her, and after my neighbor finishes her business she comes out and starts roaming my apartment. I'm all like "you ok?" And she's all like "no...this isn't my apartment" im like "no shit." So i take her by the hand and walk her down stairs to her apartment and i see all over her shit on the floor outside her door. Jewelry, her clothes, shoes, etc. And she finds her keys and opens her door all surprised like "omg, it opened!" lol Anyways, she's ok now i guess, but the point was....i was scared shitless. Yep, damn movies.
Edit: On a side note, I just joined the 3 mil club. ^^
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I'm sleeping right, and my wife wakes me up all scared and shit.
"Baby, some one is ringing the door bell" and i'm all like *half asleep* "no there isn't baby, go back to sleep" and she was like "no really there is" and then i hear it, the doorbell begins to ring. She tells me it's been going on for like 5 minutes now. So i'm like "what the fuck" I check my watch and it says 3:00AM, gawd, who's ringing my doorbell at 3AM??? So i get up, throw on some shorts and walk over to the front door. I look through the peep hole and I see NOTHING. Damn straight, I see NOTHING. So i'm all freaked out, cuz I'm staring through the peep hole to see nothing, while at the same time, the doorbell is ringing. The smart thing to do is go back to bed right? Nah, not me, my ass was all like "fuck it, if i die, then i die. I got life insurance." So i unlock the door, and open it to see, get this, a skinny short japanese woman hunched over with her long straight black hair covering her entire face. Now if anyone's ever seen The Grudge, you know what I'm talking about. Check it, I live in Japan, my neighborhood and apartments all look like it's from the movie, and i'm staring straight into a woman that looks EXACTLY like The Grudge beast. So my heart starts racing as soon as I hear the bitch start moaning. And i'm all like "what the fuck??" and in a flash, she jumps at me and clings on to me, so i'm all like "who the fuck are you?" and push her over to the side towards the bathroom. At that moment i noticed that she was only in a bra, and her hoochie shorts were down to her thighs, and she wasn't wearing any panties, so yeh, booty galore up in here. That's when i was like, damn, no Grudge beast can look like that. Then i hear the bitch moan "ohh bathroom" and she walks right up into my bathroom, sits down on my toilet and starts peeing. "at that point i'm like "what the fuck is going on." Then the woman talks and she's like "who are you", "where am i?" at that point i'm like, fuck, that's my neighbor from downstairs and apparently, she's drunk off her ass. So my wife finally comes up after hearing that i'm not dead (what an ass ^_^), and is all like "what's goin on?" so i tell her, and after my neighbor finishes her business she comes out and starts roaming my apartment. I'm all like "you ok?" And she's all like "no...this isn't my apartment" im like "no shit." So i take her by the hand and walk her down stairs to her apartment and i see all over her shit on the floor outside her door. Jewelry, her clothes, shoes, etc. And she finds her keys and opens her door all surprised like "omg, it opened!" lol Anyways, she's ok now i guess, but the point was....i was scared shitless. Yep, damn movies.
Edit: On a side note, I just joined the 3 mil club. ^^
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