01-02-2007, 07:55 AM
Peter Griffin and his family were settled down in front of the boob tube, enjoying another old episode of Star Trek. A red uniformed man was asking lieutenant Uhura a question. ?Lieutenant, I?m a little new to this thing, what exactly should I know about this crew??
?Well...from what I know, the Captain likes the color red, so he picks anyone with red on to go on suicide missions.?
?Oh...Well...I really wish somebody would have told me that before I picked this uniform.?
?Don?t worry, I don?t think it?ll take long to switch your uni-? Suddenly, Captain Kirk enters the room, running into the room. Uhura quickly presses a button on her collar, changing the color of her suit to yellow, instead of red. Kirk looks flustered, and cheers up when he sees the man in the red uniform.
?YOU! I?m going to send you to an unknown planet that we believe is inhabited by large, man-eating bugs bigger that most houses. I don?t want to give you any food, water, weapons, or anything in that matter, just incase it?s all poisonous to their habitat. Good luck.? He finished when he pressed a button on his collar, sending him to his death via teleporter. ?Hm...I thought you had a red uniform on...? pointing toward Uhura.
?No...no I don?t, see??
?Hm...but be warned...I have my eyes on you.? He finished, walking out of the room. Uhura pressed the button on her collar again and her red uniform returned. She sighed, returning back to work.
Peter saw that the episode was over, and quickly thought about grabbing the remote before anyone else could grab it. The time was 3:30, and it was time for one of his favorite reruns to air, Good Times. He quickly struck out his arm to pick up the remote, but his best friend Brian had intercepted him and was heading for it as well. Lois was reaching around as well, and Chris was heading there as well. Finally, Meg and the rest of the family all had their hands on the remote. They all glared at each other, all wanting to watch their own programs that aired at 3:30.
The ultimate battle was before them, who would win?
?Well...from what I know, the Captain likes the color red, so he picks anyone with red on to go on suicide missions.?
?Oh...Well...I really wish somebody would have told me that before I picked this uniform.?
?Don?t worry, I don?t think it?ll take long to switch your uni-? Suddenly, Captain Kirk enters the room, running into the room. Uhura quickly presses a button on her collar, changing the color of her suit to yellow, instead of red. Kirk looks flustered, and cheers up when he sees the man in the red uniform.
?YOU! I?m going to send you to an unknown planet that we believe is inhabited by large, man-eating bugs bigger that most houses. I don?t want to give you any food, water, weapons, or anything in that matter, just incase it?s all poisonous to their habitat. Good luck.? He finished when he pressed a button on his collar, sending him to his death via teleporter. ?Hm...I thought you had a red uniform on...? pointing toward Uhura.
?No...no I don?t, see??
?Hm...but be warned...I have my eyes on you.? He finished, walking out of the room. Uhura pressed the button on her collar again and her red uniform returned. She sighed, returning back to work.
Peter saw that the episode was over, and quickly thought about grabbing the remote before anyone else could grab it. The time was 3:30, and it was time for one of his favorite reruns to air, Good Times. He quickly struck out his arm to pick up the remote, but his best friend Brian had intercepted him and was heading for it as well. Lois was reaching around as well, and Chris was heading there as well. Finally, Meg and the rest of the family all had their hands on the remote. They all glared at each other, all wanting to watch their own programs that aired at 3:30.
The ultimate battle was before them, who would win?
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