Superpowers V Matchmaking

[Uno]

Originally posted by Super Buu
Someone can take Reijin's place in the TRIPLE THREAT KING OF THE RING CAGE BIKINI WEAPONS HARDCORE CRAB ROYAL RUMBLE BLOWJOB DEATH MATCH if they want, since Reijin hasn't responded and I really just want to have that match. =O

Unless nobody is MAN ENOUGH???!?!?!??! !?!!1 11?!1??!?!?!

"SHUT THE HELL YOU STUPID GUMBALL!" yelled Koola, walking into the ring. He was ready to get his revenge.

[Super Buu]

It's on fag!111one!11

So we've got Super Buu Vs. Yamu Vs. Koola in A TRIPLE THREAT KING OF THE RING CAGE BIKINI WEAPONS HARDCORE CRAB ROYAL RUMBLE BLOWJOB DEATH MATCH!!!

[Burter]

No, not really. I already booked Reijin into it, and I wanna see him in it, so Koola will have to take his revenge another time =o

[Uno]

Originally posted by Burter
No, not really. I already booked Reijin into it, and I wanna see him in it, so Koola will have to take his revenge another time =o

"WHAT TEH F*[K?!?!?!111? I PWN YOU ARSE TO TEH GRO-" *Has neck slit by Burter*

Burter began wipeing off the blood from his knife when he said, "n00b."

[Super Buu]

Ballsacks. Maybe next round, Koola.

[Uno]

Originally posted by Super Buu
Ballsacks. Maybe next round, Koola.

I-I-I *blood gushs out of neck* will b-be waiting-g-g. *more blood*

[Reijin]

The camera pans down to see R-Dawg panting heavily from his workout. He gives the camera his hardest mug showing off his grill as sweat pours down his thread. He's holding a sheet of paper upside down in his hand.

"Yo yo yo, wtf is dis shit yo? I can't read dis shit! I just kick ass and pop caps!"

A woman's head slowly rises up into view from below the camera and looks at the sheet of paper, a line of drool near her lip. "It... it looks like... like you are booked in a three way match with Super Buu and Yamu..."

R-Dawg grabs her by the head and pushes her back down. "Shut up bitch and get back to suckin' my title shot." He looks at the sheet for a moment and then shrugs, tossing the paper over his shoulder. "Three way, huh? Nigga doesn't realize how experi- expe- fuck it, used to dat shit I am. I get three ways all the damn time. Mah crib is like an all you can eat pussy buffet." He throws a few gang signs in the air for exaggeration. "Sheeeeeat, dat bitch nigga, scratch dat, bitch ASS nigga is going to go down harder den this bitch here."

He gives what looks like a smile, but in reality everyone knows its simply his hawd nigga style, as real muthafuckin' gangsta ass niggas don't smile.

[Uno]

Uh...Reijin, it's with Yamu and Supes if I'm mistaken...

[Burter]

Subject to more changes:


Non-Title Match
Celipa vs Murasaki

Hardcore Rules
Super Buu vs Reijin vs Yamu

Waffuru w/ Broli vs Paragus w/ Android 17

Parking Lot Brawl
Gohan vs Cell Jr

Spopovich vs Panbuukin

Gokua vs Pui Pui

[Warako]

CJ does a ghetto shoot em up pose with his index fingers.

Booyaa

[Retane]

I want fresh meat! I want Uub! Give me the Uub!