A World of Foolish and Meaningless Nonsense

[Jonathan Meer]

Krill pooped in his hand and threw it. A wampa caught it in mouth and chomped. A single piece of undigested corn flew into the air, through a wardrobe, and into Narnia, where it created a corn tree. That tree got horny with a bread tree and they made cornbread. The world was at peace, and Krillin was a pound lighter. Then he ate cornbread and got fat and pooped more and buried that and made a poop tree, and the world was at peace, for no farmer was in need of fertilizer now, and world hunger was solved, and that was that.

The next day, Krillin dumped his K'nex set on the ground in Narnia and a plastic-y, thinly engineered city spewed forth with denizens who quickly developed anti-plastic technology and destroyed themselves. Krillin pissed on the remnants and a piss tree came forth, showering the land in its golden rays.

Krillin then plucked a function from his mind: 5x^3 + 2x^2 + x + 3, and buried its derivative in the ground. The exponents grew and covered the world at an ever more furious rate. In a last ditch attempt, Krillin buried an Escher print, and the world consequently swallowed itself into weirdness.

Just before it disappeared, however, he threw Gödel's proof into the ground, and by some streak of chance, it hit a small portion of the magical ground before it disappeared, and a brand new world appeared out of nowhere for no logical reason (yet was there all the same).

"Krillin, you magnificent bastard," he muttered to himself, as he walked off into the unclaimed and virgin horizon, thoroughly pleased with himself that the world was no longer subject to long lines at the cafeteria and Oprah Winfrey. From here, the colonization began.

And that, kinderlash, was the beginnings of this planet from the eye of the Almighty Krill.

(OOC: This planet is home to illogic and fancy and whim and rhyme and nonsense. And anyone can roleplay in it for any end and any purpose, as long as everything is ultimately silly and random.

Go for it. I only ask that no post references another post, including your own. This should be a random jumble of self-contained posts that might have some unity in themselves, but only in passing reference, like a comparison between Regina Spektor and Fievel Mouskowitz.

Go.)

[Celena]

"Nappa," said said Bulma, stopping just by the entrace of the caferteria.

"What is it my Bulma?" he asked.

"This new scouter of mine is picking up a power level inside."

"Bulma, what does the scouter say about this power level?"

"It's...it's..."

"Yes..."

"It's..."

"BULMA!!"

"NAPPA!!"



"It's...it's..." Bulma grimaced, crushing her scouter. "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"

"What, nine thousand?!"

"NINE!!"

*Bleep*

"THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"

[Lucifer]

Furiza created a thread as a result of his incredible lack of things to do with his life in which he included lots of clever references with which to show off his university education. He accidentally turned into a massive cock.

He then proceeded to imitate a ridiculous internet culture reference that everyone has seen and heard a hundred thousand times. He even included some suitably unfunny images to further illustrate his inanity.

He accidentally turned into a massive cock again.

He put on his Santa hat and continued in his search for urine free bonfires.

[Jonathan Meer]

Krillin crushed Furiza's head in between his thighs, like a greater man crushing the head of a lesser man between his thighs. The resulting spattered across the horizon, where it eventually struck a Wicked Witch who, contemplating suicide, was denied such a self-willed death by being thoroughly melted by liquids.

Reflecting upon the Freudian themes in urination upon fire, Krillin concluded that the newly deceased was one of them fritter-folk, and did not consider it a very progressive choice to have killed him. To even out the matter, Krillin killed a black man, a Mexican man, and a heterosexual white middle-class Republican. He then killed another white middle-class Republican.