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oh noes
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Friday the 13th! Unluckiest day ever!

Everyone hide, and don't move. You don't want set of an accidental death Final Destination style by tripping over a fishing rod hooked onto a knife or something.
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#2
It's my mom's birthday. No wonder my life sucks.
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#3
I like this theory the best.

The Knights Templar were a monastic military order founded in Jerusalem in 1118 C.E., whose mission was to protect Christian pilgrims during the Crusades. Over the next two centuries, the Knights Templar became extraordinarily powerful and wealthy. Threatened by that power and eager to acquire their wealth, King Philip secretly ordered the mass arrest of all the Knights Templar in France on Friday, October 13, 1307 - Friday the 13th.

They were then executed.
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#4
the only real unluckiest days ever are the ones where you masturbate so hard you cum on your own face.

everything is merely unfortunate
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#5
You guys are bright little rays of sunshine. I wonder if maybe perhaps this day could be reverse. Could I get lucky today? Big Grin

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#6
Ironically, it was my best day of the year so far. No kidding.
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#7
My boyfriend's birthday. Valentine's day the next day. I'm sure you can figure how happy that makes me.
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#8
Xena Wrote:Ironically, it was my best day of the year so far. No kidding.
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#9
Wait, Will, you're gay?
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#10
Oooooold news. Like, I think I knew he was gay before I knew he was British.
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#11
No he's a woman.
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Rod Hardwood Wrote:the only real unluckiest days ever are the ones where you masturbate so hard you cum on your own face.

everything is merely unfortunate
I don't remember making this post, but it sure sounds like me. A very drunk me.
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