The RIOT Act

[Super Buu]

[Jonathan Meer]

I totally wouldn't be surprised if that's a thing. I get matched with nothing but buffoons in L4D2, and I've tk-ed a TON of Experts

[Jonathan Meer]

I hate when the following three things happen:

A) There are two hold-outs on my team for the surrender vote
B) The enemy team toys around, poking, getting a kill then running away, grabbing pointless barons, not ending it
C) I only have an hour-and-small-change to play LoL.

This guarantees that I only get to play one game for that night, and it has to be a bullshit game.

[Jarka]

Don't call first dibs on support if you don't fucking know how to play support (Unless, of course, you are up front about the fact that you are practicing and are open to calm, non-accusatory suggestions).

[Mal Nova]

Fuck you! I'm locking in as SUpport Nasus =D

[Jarka]

Fuck it; when we don't have a full five, I am only playing support from now on. Fucking idiot pugs.

[Mal Nova]

YOu loves the Pugs

[Jonathan Meer]

Fuck it; when we don't have a full five, I am only playing support from now on. Fucking idiot pugs.

I've taken to doing this, and I've found it even more frustrating.

[Mal Nova]

I just fucking lost a game cuz I wound up being paired with a 4 man team that near the end of the game either ALL qquit or were all on the same connection and got DC'd.

*sighs*

[Maruset]

*sigh* So, I've been topping with Teemo lately and dominating just about everyone I lane against. We have our MF die 3 times in 5 minutes, complain about lag and leave, whatever. I'm against AD Yi top, so easy day for me. Shrooms everywhere and his whole team is trying to stop the ass-whipping Yi is getting, and my team is actually winning pretty hard.

At the 30 minute mark, MF comes back and hands over 5 kills, manages to snag a kill and then feeds out ten more goddamned kills. We were pwning 4v5 and lost when our 5th came back.

[John Doe]

Lost to an AP Kogmaw.

I thought my ELO was past that point...

[Ashe]

I really hate people's mentality at times. Playing an ARAM just now, we have a Vayne and a Graves. I'm Gragas. We also have a Sion and Vlad. So we spend the early laning poking and whenever we can, I slam or Sion stuns so that we can ensure that Vayne gets the kills given her short range, poking the rest back and peeling. Around level six, after its already been established in chat that we should just protect Vayne and win, 3 of us (Graves, myself, and Sion) start getting random DCs and bad lag. We start talking in chat, making sure it isn't just one person, and immediately Vayne responds with "Maybe you guys just suck?" and then goes into All Chat with "Lol, this team. I have 7 of the team's 9 kills and they are qqing about their lag being why they can't get a kill."

Try to dismiss it as a joke, but this continues most of the game, to the point where Sion points out that he's stunning specifically peeling for the Vayne and that we want her fed. Her response is to "stfu scrub and get carried". Get to end of game, where 3 of us dc and get back in time to have them on nexus and we see her go "pro team, I carry with 17 kills and can 1v1 anyone, and we still lose, bg".

[Jonathan Meer]

People who smurf and build mejai's / sword of the occult. Really?

[Jonathan Meer]

I hate everything about winning a lane handily and losing the game because teammates treat LoL like a glorified deathmatch and save their ults and skills for kill-securing.

[King B]

I hate everything about winning a lane handily and losing the game because teammates treat LoL like a glorified deathmatch and save their ults and skills for kill-securing.

That's like... every game you play with randoms.

[Jonathan Meer]

I'm going to start banning Lee Sin. Every Lee Sin I play with is a complete and utter fuckwad, who goes all nuts and gets a few kills and doesn't ward and steals farm and builds pure damage and can't transition into teamfights, then bitches at teammates. So fucking done with that champ and the shitheads who play him.

[Mal Nova]

Hey. Breathe easy. You could've played with me.