Mega Zeni Giveaway: Contest TWO!

[Metal Koola]

One day a Chicken and A Penguin were walking through Edinburgh and then......

The chicken fell into a pothole. Upon seeing this, the penguin said: "That puts a whole new meaning to cock in the hole."

[Vegeta]

One day a Chicken and A Penguin were walking through Edinburgh and then suddenly the Chicken groped the Penguin, with this the Penguin jumped back and shouted at him "What do you think are? A preist?"

[Kami]

One day a Chicken and A Penguin were walking through Edinburgh and then......
they both had the sudden realization that Tapion is a freaking moron who can't stand a joke, has a lame sense of humor that he pours into spam posts that make no sense. The Penguin turns to the Chicken and says "Man, there a lot of stupid people in this world, I mean it's unfathomable the amount of stupidity that we are surrounded with in our everyday lives!!!" The Chicken stared off into space, snot running out of his beak, "Huh? I missed that, I was trying to beat the sun in a staring contest."

[Kami]

I don't like you.