Looking for advice

[Orion]

I am having my 18th birthday party this Friday nite (turn 18 on Sunday ) however there is a slight hitch. There is a real absolute bastard of a guy i unfortunately know called Bill who plans on crashing it even after i've told him that i don't want him there. I'm afraid that he's going to do it anyway and there is most likely going to be a fist fight. Does anyone have any helpful advice to aid me in case of this situation unfolding?

[Android-18]

If he comes, call the police o.O then laugh at him when you find out they had to put him in a cell for the night *snicker.*

Nah, I recommend going somewhere where he won't know you'll be, that way he can't find you. So like, ask an aunt to use her house, or a friends or even go out to a club or something. If he finds you, then one of yourt friends back stabbed you, aye?

[Orion]

He's big, but only because he's monstrously fat, fighting wouldn't be a problem, plenty of burly blokes will be there, but i can't completey relocate the party unfortunately, police sounds good

[Vegeta]

If you got a cell phone make sure you have it so you can have him escorted away by the police.

[Reijin]

...Flake?

[Orion]

Ha ha, i could roll him down my hill if he trips....

I like 17's idea, although a little gruesome

[Vegeta]

Speak softly and carry a big stick. It's what I do.