Ebonics

[Reijin]

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.

2. Dictate- My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb- I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose- If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum- I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment- My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis- I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say "Man, it look fake" He say "Bullshit, that watch israel."

9. Undermine- There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic- When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq- When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle "Iraq, you break."

12. Stain- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her "Do you play on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify- I axed this ho on da street "How much?" She say "Fortify"

14. Income- I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

[Reijin]

-_- Shut yer trap, blob.

[Reijin]

You know...

The reason that there is a lack of humorous posts such as that translator around here lies in people like yourself, that overdo it to the point of absolute idiocy.

That, and I've seen better gelatin in my refrigerator. It, and it's mold.

Err... I should really clean out my fridge.

[Vegeta]

idol*

And he is a vet, moron.