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Today I was walking home when I went into a McDonald's parking lot, I heard this yelling from under a mini van and it turned out to be a one-month-old kitten that had been lodged between the rear tire above the axel. I got it unlodged after five minutes of rolling around underneath the car then I started to look for the owner. "Oh yeah, there all around my apartment. Do what you want with it." Quoted the old oriental lady who owned the car, just stepping out of the place with a bucket of fries and a double pounder with cheese.
You people seriously need to stop the masturbating, God's aiming too close to my house. =/
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
That old lady was seriously trying to kill the cat, or had it climbed into her van and gotten stuck?
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fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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I don't know personally. The cat was jammed in there pretty good, there was this sort of 'chamber' behind where the wheel was and I'm pretty damn sure that little thing didn't have the jump in it to even make it half the length of the tire.
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*Sends Toma a double pounder with cheese and a bucket of fries... With love from Goten*
Wonder if I got that order right...
The pain in the ass thing is that I wrote her car's plate number down to call out in the McD's and now that I think of it I could send her up for animal cruelty... On the other hand I wouldn't really have a case, since there would be no evidence that it was intentional. Dammit. *Hates the legal system again*
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That actually happens a lot, unfortunately. Kittens like it because a car that's been recently shut down has a nice warm engine bay. Unfortunately for a kitten, it's very easy for them to get in, but once the car starts, they're too frightened by the drone of the engine to leave their hiding place and ultimately are trapped when the car gets moving. It makes for a terrible death.
My cousin's cat did that to their parents' van. They brought it to the vet, but it died on arrival.
It was almost certainly accidental, Goten. If she was
trying to kill it, I imagine it would have been by more direct means.
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Quote:Originally posted by Recoome
I wonder if my penis could fit in a feline vaginal cavity.
::ponders::
What... the... *removes from Alliance while wearily stepping slowly backwards*
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fuck that unicorrrrrn"
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Pussy's roam around my apartment and neighborhood like it's kewl...
...Take it as you want...
XD
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it's not my fault
i'm celibate
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Quote:Originally posted by Toma
Quote:Originally posted by Goten
*Sends Toma a double pounder with cheese and a bucket of fries... With love from Goten*
Wonder if I got that order right...
The pain in the ass thing is that I wrote her car's plate number down to call out in the McD's and now that I think of it I could send her up for animal cruelty... On the other hand I wouldn't really have a case, since there would be no evidence that it was intentional. Dammit. *Hates the legal system again*
*Devour's food like a ravenous animal*
I'd take some kittens but my mom is allergic to them. Because Id like a pet that actually sleeps with me. >.> My dog hates me, runs when I go to pet him...
Wow...
Quote:Originally posted by Recoome
I wonder if my penis could fit in a feline vaginal cavity.
::ponders::
He's the reason...
But I have about 12 cats and had like 20 and gave a lot away and they keep reproducing and we are too poor to fix them.
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I always seem to have one or two strains of pussy hair on my shirt, no matter what I wear. =O
My parents are cat-lovers, we had to cut off my bro's cat's happy stick cause he kept hopping the fence and making sweet kitty love with the neighbor's cat. He deserved it since now we're raising his children, and without child support either. >=\
