Mortal Kombat: Furiza vs Hellfighter 17

[Burter]

Special Rules: Grammar Style.

It's a normal flame match.

But the stipulation is you guys have to flame each other about the use of proper grammar.

NO ONE post here cept Furiza and HF17.

K. Go.

[Hellfighter 17]

Nice spin off of the "yo' momma" jokes which had become so popular a few years back. They may be kickin' around still, but that does not mean that you should resort to a reformation of it.

I do so hope that you will not try that again, for I would not like to have the need to resort to the use of them, even if they will be in a more intellectual form than which you can conceive of.

[Hellfighter 17]

I like to give unnecessary people unnecessary use of things.

You like that I try? Well, then maybe I should give you that, since you seem to like it. Oh, and I have to inform you that the only thing I failed at was being inferior to you.

[Hellfighter 17]

If we are going to go into the root of it, basically all "jokes" that are said have been said in another form, but I do believe that I, personally, have not had any form of pleasure in hearing another form of what I said earlier. Strive to fit in a world where you happen to exist? I would rather be eaten alive by a man-eating squirrel than live that existence, but currently I am attempting to help you realize just how low you really are on the food chain that we call society.

Just as pathetic? Well, I am actually glad to know that the knowledge of your existence has not caused me to reform into something that may be as close to amoeba as you are. Adjustment? Everybody is constantly adjusting to everything in their life, even if it is a small fraction of it, so to say that I have adjusted would be accurate by itself, but to use it as any form of an insult is purely out of stupidity, for you are adjusting all the time, as well.

Post-whore? I am sorry that I try to, maybe, oh, I dunno why, have a little bit of fun. Actually, I am not sorry in the least bit, for the fact that you acnnot have fun is not my problem, it's probably merely the problem that you weren't hugged as a child. Or, is it just that you didn't feel loved? In any case, I don't really give a damn, for you can just pay somebody to spend time with you to help you figure it out, 'cause I see no reason why anyone would do it willingly without a push from valuable currency.