Fact:

[Bra]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[Bra]

Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only recognizes the element of surprise.

[Violet]

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.



EDIT: Bra, you are the SHIT. I couldn't stop laughing....I'm still laughing, and probably won't stop for a long long time... thank you!

[Tobias]

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

[Violet]

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.