Day Two

[Burter Jr]

"Here are the fighters who have died today!" BJ's childish voice rang throughout the night.

"#10 Krillin
#01 Violet

And here are the new forbidden zones! If you're in them, leave before Day Three. If you are, stay away or you're dead!

A-2
C-7
E-4
F-5

KK Have fun bibi!"

10 Fighters Remaining

[Reijin]

Holding onto his massive weapon of choice, he pumped it ferociously. After just a second, he closed his eyes as a streak of sheer power burst forth from the giant length of flamethrower. "Ahh...." he moaned at the ecstacy of it. After a moment, he looked down at the chainsaw below him.

He had a choice to make. But his grin told him which was more fun. After all, hard niggas don't play.

Moments later, he was done with the remains of the completely cut apart and now burning corpse at his feet... after he was done fulfilling his needs. The deer wasn't quite up to part, but he couldn't demand filet mignon either. After all, it wouldn't be the first time he'd stooped to getting the first rough and stringy meat he could find. In his hood, every corner had its share of bitches and hoes.

The thing he missed the most though had to have been his pimped out caddy with 42" rims on that shit. He had the hydrolics and base and all. When the front of that shit bounced into the air, bitches would bow. And when the back end bounced into the air, those bitches were sore.

R-Dawg finally finished his business and picked up his chosen weapon. "I gone be fuckin' all deez bitches in dis shit, ya herd?" He'd taken third degree burns... But he wouldn't be the first nigga alive to bust some rhymes about being shot repeatedly and living through it.

"Fifty ain't got nuttin' on mah shit. Shot nine times with a glock, little bitch. Better recognize, dis bitch dun shot me with a muthafuckin' flamethrower, and all i got is a new tattoo. Fo realz." He flashed another gang sign into the air, and pulled up his pants again to their position at just above his knees, while his baggy boxers hung all the way out. He began to walk off holding onto the crotch of his pants... Real niggas need no belt, bitch.

[Yamu]

Yamu his comically giant mallet and hooted wildly. ?Oh fuck YEAH mutherfuckers! Yamu F-T-W. SUCK IT KRILLIN! Did you SEE that?I sent your cueball lookin? head flying like a golf bal off a tee. That was a home-fucking-RUN! I am the KING bamf. First kill, FIRST KILL!.?

Before he did anything else the awesome, the super, the drop dead sexy Yamu took a pocket knife and whittled the Giant Hammer into the Giant Meat Tenderizer of Excruciating Pain. He then held it into the air like Thor and his awesome hammer thingy that began with an ?M? and had a ?j? and an ?i? I think but spellcheck isn?t helping and I don?t feel like spending the tie to find the right spelling for this ghetto contest now back to the story at HAND! So?yeah, Yamu is holding the Giant Meat Tenderizer of Excruciating Pain in the air all badass and shit like with?um?lighting bolts YEAH lighting bolts, that?s the ticket and his muscles are bulging as his eyes hold the fire of a thousand exploding suns (too dramatic?) when suddenly?it hit him?the Technicolor?the huge hammer?

?I?m a CAR-TOON!? He then giggles thinking of the YamuMobile and himself being a car, then went back to panicking. He looked over his shoulder and noticed there was nothing there, ?OH SHIT?I?m 2-d?I?m definitely animated?well at least dying won?t hur??

Yamu then passed out form massive blood loss.

[Yamu]

When he woke up, Yamu was hungry. He looked from his Giant Meat Tenderizer of Excruciating Pain, to a pinecone (because it was in the way), then to Krillin?s dead body. He commando crawled over and began mashing his limp and poorly endowed body in Ground Krillin. Yamu then rolled the Krillin Chop Steak and roasted them over ki.

He then made some Krillin balls. They didn?t taste right and decided he would go find Gohan. Gohan would LOVE Krillin?s Balls. Gohan was a Krillin Ball lover. All he would talk about day and night were Krillin Balls, warm fresh Krillin Balls.

Yamu the BAMF then set out to find his ball loving friend?

[Super Buu]

"Dude, what's going on down there?" asked Seventeen suspiciously, looking down at his makeshift vehicle.

"Playing DS," said Buu, who was skidding along with his elbows propped up, holding a Nintendo DS.

Seventeen's eyes widened. "What game are you playing?"

"Animal Crossing," grunted the creature, not caring to elaborate.

"Buu," the cyborg started, "can I have a go?"

"Nah." The pink monster just kept playing.

"Buu ..." Seventeen began to sweat. "You want to let me play the DS?"

"No, dammit!" yelled the majin. "Stop asking!"

"Buu, I have to play the DS. Please."

"MY DS!" screeched the fat-coated creature, his voice escalating in pitch.

"I want to play it!" screamed Seventeen, banging his fists and kicking his legs.

The two began to fight for the handheld, aiming vague kicks, bites and scratches at each other. Suddenly it flew out of Buu's grasp, sailing through the air and passing off the edge of a cliff.

"Look what you did now!" shouted Super Buu, pointing over the edge. "I had nearly paid off my debt!"

The two continued their journey in silence, wondering when the hell they were going to get to fight someone.

[Burter Jr]

Face to Face

Android 17, Reijin and Super Buu

Reijin was sipping on a beer inside the clinic, looking around for anything that might be helpful. Most useful items had been taken away, but he made sure to grab some pills to help any pains he'd have...in any areas.

"Stop touching me," he heard.

"I didn't."

"Did too."

"Did not."

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

The bickering continued as Reijin quickly moved next to the entrance to the clinic, listening to them. Two people, for sure, coming close to the clinic.

"Oh shit," Buu said, surprised, his eyes widening as they stepped into the building. Violet's corpse was next to the burnt couch. "Something happened."

"What is it?" Seventeen asked, stepping in after him.

Before the pink blob could answer, the whirling blades of the chainsaw came to life. "R-DAWG FOE LIFE!" Screamed the saiyan warrior, shoving the weapon forward. The quick-thinking android spun around, barely side-stepping the machine, and bringing out his own weapon.

The Ki Sword spliced through Reijin's left ear, but otherwise he managed to duck it and spin around as well. Seventeen ducked the chainsaw, and Buu literally used his unlimited flexibility to back-bend from getting hit.

Reijin kept spinning the chainsaw, giving no chance of offense. Seventeen raised the ki sword, but the chainsaw whirled into his gut, sticking out the back of his metalic body, and then upwards. It broke out the top of his head, cutting his upper body in half.

As the robotic corpse fell anti-climatically, Reijin fired off a surprise ki shot to Buu, who flew backwards into a wall.

"Yo yo yo!" Buu heard as he scrambled to activate his weapon. "No one fucks with R-DAWG, ya herd?"

The battle charger on Buu's arm sprung to life. He lept up, charing at Rei, his power elevating beyond his average capabilities.

Even with out-stretched ki power, Buu was still only an even match for Reijin. He had to deal with dodging the chainsaw and getting in offense, which was difficult all on it's way. His fists and kicks went wild, but Rei's quick moving kept him dodging and jumping backwards.

Fearing the worst, Buu ducked a chainsaw slash, and then blasted two full-force ki balls into the saiyan. "Shiiiiit!" Rei screamed, flailing backwards, into and through the wall.

Buu then slammed his charged fist into the ground, causing an explosive rift through the building, and tearing all fours walls down.

Reijin could hear the explosion as he rolled painfully down the hill.

#12 Android 17 DEAD

09 Fighters Remaining

Buu has the ki sword. He's tired for 12 hours and can't use the charger till then.

Reijin's lost his entire left ear.

The clinic = destroyed

[Banned Dana]

Thirteen went running down the hill after the burning of the entire army of ants, but just to his luck, one ant remained. Acting like Atom Ant, the little insect grabbed onto the droids shoe lace, tripping him and sending him tumbling down the hill, unfortunitely for the ant, he went too.

Spinning around and around, they finally came to a halt as Thirteen smashed hard into a rock and was sent flying into the air like he had been shot out of a cannon. Falling down and landing hard in a soft brush, Thirteen was safe, the ant however, landing in a spider web full of hundreds of spiders, who all seemed to laugh at him as he struggled to free himself.

Lifting himself up, he looked through his binoculars and spotted two men in the distance.

"Hmm." struggled the droid. "Whom shall I go to..."

[Burter Jr]

Face to Face

Android 13 and Bujin

Bujin sat calmly in a field, shining up his shotgun.

Behind him, there was action he hadn't been aware of. Thirteen was sneaking around in the bushes, getting his binoculars (which he used to find Bujin) ready by grabbing the rope attacked to it. Carefully, he snuck out like an expert.

"WTF!" Bujin coughed as the rope wrapped around his neck and Thirteen squeezed it tight.

Thirteen grinned, choking the smaller man. This was his moment!

Suddenly, he felt a scrawny elbow collide with his kneecap, causing him to break the grip. Bujin spun around, kicking the android backwards.

"Bitch!" Bujin growled, holding his sore neck. He grabbed the shotgun, raising it up.

Thirteen remained silent. When the trigger was pulled, the android lept into the air gracefully, the extra powerful ki blast plowing into his ankle, literally vaporizing it.

This caused Thirteen to fall forward in the air, doing a sloppy flip.

Bujin pumped the gun and pulled the trigger once more. This time, the blast slammed right into Thirteen's face, blasting it apart, and then out the other side.

And then the body dropped.

#08 Android 13 DEAD

08 Fighters Remaining

Bujin has the binoculars

[Super Buu]

"NOOOOO!" wailed Buu, standing in the wreckage of the building, dramatically looking up to the sky. "Violet, and now Seventeen! Killed by some chainsaw-wielding gangsta!" The camera went in for a close up on Super Buu's face, and his black-red eyes were all gleaming and shit. A vooomf sounded, as his ki saber burst to life. "I'll find this 'R-Dawg', and when I do, I'm gonna cap his ass. With a sword."

Wearing a stoic expression on his face not dissimilar to that of a constipated man, the pink monster walked out of the destroyed building, leaving the disfigured corpses of his alliance mates behind him.

[Burter Jr]

Face to Face

Bujin and Yamu

Yamu walked quietly, waiting to find someone else to fight with. He waves the hammer around, admiring his work on it.

He saw a flash of blue out of the corner of his eye. A shotgun pointed at him. A little man behind it.

Yamu jumped into the air, hammer up above his head. The shotgun blast erupted under him, missing his feet. He let out a huge war cry, bring it down onto Bujin.

Bujin looked up, blinking in surprise. "Fuck," he said just as the hammer smashed into his face, cracking his skull. He fell backwards, slamming into a tree.

"You bitch!" Yamu shouted, grabbing Bujin's neck. He spun around, kneeing Bujin in the gut on the way, causing him to flip on the ground.

Bujin rolled up onto his feet, jumping backwards into the air. He gripped the shotgun and aimed, still flying backwards.

Yamu ducked, shouting "Shit!" as the blast hit his hammer and destroyed the tip. His hands collided, shooting upwards with one last chance to bring Bujin down. "Ki Shotgun!"

The blast was weaker then the real shotgun, but enough to hit Bujin full force and sprawl him to the ground. The little man hit hard, the fiery blast having burned and cut him good.

Yamu charged, screaming "YAMU FTW! YAMU FTW!"

With little energy left, Bujin pulled hard on the shotgun, lifting it up and pumping it. Yamu was inches away when he pulled the trigger, destroyed the insides of the bulky human.

#09 Yamu DEAD

07 Fighters Remaining

Bujin's been burned and cut up pretty bad by Yamu's attack

The Giant Hammer is destroyed