Proposed windows error messages and more!

[Violet]

Proposed Windows Messages

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows:

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
* Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
* Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
* Close your eyes and press escape three times.
* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
* Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
* This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
* To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
* COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
* Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
* WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
* User Error: Replace user.
* Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
* Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
* If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
* Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

[Bardock]

The last one is my favorite.

[Toshiro]

Originally posted by Violet
* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

* Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

Awesome!