The Like/Hate Thread

[Ashe]

Length pending.. it's possible

The things Mal learned while in jail would shock and awe lesser men.

[Jonathan Meer]

Yeah. Lesser men with tighter sphincters.

[Super Buu]

With the advent of the internet, these things aren't really speculative any more.

[Jack]

With the advent of the internet, these things aren't really speculative any more.

Truth.

I've seen the aforementioned act many times. It is intense and disturbing.

[Sage]

Hate: I went to the mall to buy a backpack yesterday. I spent over 200 dollars on clothes and I have no backpack.

Like: I bought this kickass hat at least.

[Orion]

Well, a hat is sorta like a backpack. Just ... on your head.

[Pinky]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/24-badly-...ternet-ads

some are funny. others, not so much.

[Celena]

Hey Orion I can never forget that quote. I'm gonna pick one out myself from that fight.

[Jonathan Meer]

Actual CoD4 conversation:

Me: Ouch. I'm right in the middle of the screen. Why'd it take you three hits with a shotty to kill me?
Him: Well, I have 7-4 and you have 2-4, so I wouldn't be talking.
Me: At least three of those 7 you got are from grenade spamming at the beginning of the game, so I wouldn't really brag about that.
Him: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go one-on-one?
Me: ...Not really.
Him: That's what I thought, you're scared.
Me: Well, not really scared, just don't feel like it.
Him: Yeah, you're scared because you know you'd lose.
Me: Oh, I probably would. I'm not very good in one-on-one.
Him: Yeah. I'd kick your ass.
Me: Yeah, probably.

Silence.

[Saz]

I hate my inability to wear a white shirt without spilling something on it.

[Jesper]

Actual CoD4 conversation:

Me: Ouch. I'm right in the middle of the screen. Why'd it take you three hits with a shotty to kill me?
Him: Well, I have 7-4 and you have 2-4, so I wouldn't be talking.
Me: At least three of those 7 you got are from grenade spamming at the beginning of the game, so I wouldn't really brag about that.
Him: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go one-on-one?
Me: ...Not really.
Him: That's what I thought, you're scared.
Me: Well, not really scared, just don't feel like it.
Him: Yeah, you're scared because you know you'd lose.
Me: Oh, I probably would. I'm not very good in one-on-one.
Him: Yeah. I'd kick your ass.
Me: Yeah, probably.

Silence.

Winning an argument by losing it. Nicely done.

[Jonathan Meer]

I reached an epiphany one day. When you realize that dick-waving on an online game is ridiculous, conversations become much more dynamic and interesting.

A 'Your mom sucks dick!'
B 'Puts me through college.'
A '...'

[Sage]

Works in real life, too.

[Jonathan Meer]

Hate: Sean Hannity.

This faggot just said, essentially, 'People are rising up from all walks of life and regions of the US to speak against health care, and yet, Democrats are determined to force it through, against the will of their constituents.'

The fuck. I'm a constituent, and I'm for this shit. I don't need Sean Hannity telling me what the fuck I believe. Last I checked, Democrats were the Big Kahuna in Senate, Congress, Presidency, etc. I don't know the statistics, but it's reasonable to suppose that at least 40% of Americans are for health care reform (if not 50%).

Dumb bitch. There's a segment on here in which they took clips of Obama, all edited together (him saying things like 'I promise you, before the end of the year, there will be health care reform'), with a backing scarily minor piano riff. There's even fucking blood splatter when the segment is switched in and out.

No wonder so many Republicans are fucking frightened and yelling at town halls.

[Jonathan Meer]

Works in real life, too.

I'd be all about that, but not too many people get all up in my face in real life.

[Saz]

Really? I'd imagine if you spoke to people like you do over the internet you'd get a hell of a lot of people, getting all up in your face.

[Jonathan Meer]

Haha, I'm actually really, really, really mellow in real life.

It's weird. I have, like, an internet persona that's not exactly me, but whenever I type on 'anonymous' forums, it's what I slip into. I never really was sarcastic or malicious or cynical in 'real life'.

I'm trying to fix this weird persona shit.

[Tyr]

Really? I'd imagine if you spoke to people like you do over the internet you'd get a hell of a lot of people, getting all up in your face.

Because we all talk to strangers on the street like we do here on Chubbs or the internet in general.

OH DEAR GOD, I'M DROWNING IN SARCASM

WRGAWRALDGAWRASDC




EDIT: After throwing most of the sarcasm up, I attempt to become somewhat similar as to what I am on the internet to what I am amongst friends. But only amongst friends.

[Saz]

Because we all talk to strangers on the street like we do here on Chubbs or the internet in general.

OH DEAR GOD, I'M DROWNING IN SARCASM

WRGAWRALDGAWRASDC

Cute.

[Tyr]

I'm serious though. Do you act exactly as you are on the internet with absolute strangers you meet on the street?