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Not sure if like or hate, but definitely amused by: So this girl I work with got busted for drug use. She goes to court. The court's sentence? She must attend church every Sunday for a period of either 6 weeks or 6 months, I'm can't remember which.
I'm undecided as to whether that would be a complete shitting upon "separation of church and state" in its purest form (the state, aka court, demanding that you attend church as your punishment) - knowing that yes, this doesn't entirely fit that definition though.
Her thought basically summed up as this. "Whatever, I guess being told I have to go to their religion's church is better than a couple grand in fines or being locked up, so I can't really complain about it."
/shrug
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That's ... a rather strange ruling.
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That's absolutely fucked, but my opinion would be the same as hers in that situation.
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Like: For the past week I've had completely lucid dreams. They've all been part of the same story building off of each other. Which is rather odd. It's been fun at night.
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How can you force somebody to go to church. =/
Or was this one of those "do this or get jail time" scenarios?
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I'd rather go to church and fall asleep than go to jail and be in constant fear of my asshole's virginity.
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Lol
I'll take Church. Thanks.
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09-04-2009, 03:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-04-2009, 03:49 PM by Celena.)
If not for the fact that they target your ass, I'd totally be fine with ending up in jail for commiting a crime.
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Kazuya Wrote:I'd rather go to church and fall asleep than go to jail and be in constant fear of my asshole's virginity.
*Le Sigh*... Jail's not the same for women.
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Zena's right - women got more holes to get abused.
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09-04-2009, 04:30 PM
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That's gross.
And butt-secks is like the least of your problems in jail, unless you know people there. Unless you look like Kimbo Slice, you will have to deal with people like Kimbo Slice wanting your food and shoes all while you're there.
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09-04-2009, 04:41 PM
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He'd still kick my ass, but I'd be smiling with silent laughter through the crenelated wreck that used to be my mouth.
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09-04-2009, 07:19 PM
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Yeah the whole rape thing in jail is massively overstated.
And I'm jealous, Vad. I've just been having hella creepy and dark dreams like the people I know getting AIDS by having sex with jerks who knew they had it and then getting lynched for having it because it was medieval times which doesn't even make sense.
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I honestly think it has something to do with the drug I'm taking for Bi Polar. I could be wrong though. On a side note, if you get on AIM we can talk about my PM if you want.
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Ashe Wrote:Or waking up as Pee-Wee Herman's sex slave.
What? Someone had to go there.
*Shudder*
Can you imagine?
When he's about to come I bet he'd bust out that creepy laugh of his.
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I avoid porn actresses who have high pitched voices. =(
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Can you imagine?
When he's about to come I bet he'd bust out that creepy laugh of his. You going that far in that mindset points to you having some issues. Serious ones.
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Hate: Sage for locking that thread. >=o
I mean ... good call and everything. But still, that could've been the new Obama thread. Just gotta pour on some shit and watch the shit-trees grow. Shit trees, Randy.
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