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Twilight.
I was looking at clothes and found this gem:
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My. God. To quote Josh, "Just slap a vibrator on that thing and you too can have sex with Edward Cullen".
Discuss how awful this movie is.
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The other day I was watching TV and saw the Volvo/Twilight advert. I didn't know whether to just sit with my mouth hanging open or laugh my ass off.
"Find out what DRIVES Edward" jesus christ guys, jesus christ
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What I can't believe is that it's not butter
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I need my replacement eyes. Kaden, I need that eye back. I know you took in that King of Fighters thread!
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Rose Wrote:The other day I was watching TV and saw the Volvo/Twilight advert. I didn't know whether to just sit with my mouth hanging open or laugh my ass off.
"Find out what DRIVES Edward" jesus christ guys, jesus christ
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"Life-sized color cutout of dreamy Jacob Black will always be there for you."
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A thread about Twilight?
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Undefeated in DA 09? Isn't that still going on...
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Last time I heard about Twilight, my mother asked me, "what are all these billboards with vampires about?"
Instead of explaining it to her, I silently wished I didn't know enough to explain it to her. :[
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I'm going to go see New Moon while fucking covered in glitter.
I wouldn't be able to get the fat girls off of me with a taser.
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Use an elephant tranq gun. Way better for the fat girls.
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lol ummm tranqs dont work they absorb it into the fat in their flesh and it dosent knock them out. You need a lightsaber.
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double post of doom and apologetics lol But I officially dub this thread Twitarded and anyone who dares say they enjoy twilight is officially known as a Twagget. You have been informed.
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After reading this thread I am most certainly going to pay and go see this movie.
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I may go see this once it goes to the dollar theater. There is no way in hell I would pay more than $1 for a sequel to the shitty first movie. It's sad, because they can do this movie as shittiliy as they want, and fat preteens will still make their moms take them to this movie 5 or 6 times.
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Despite my ridicule, I totally have nothing against going and watching the movie primarily for the fight scenes and special effects. The macro storyline isn't terrible looking at a glance either. Its the micro storyline around the love aspect that completely kills it, and its amazing that THIS feature is what is heralded as the aspect that carries the entire series (fat girls and gothic girls dreaming away that some dark handsome man of the night will be so enraptured with them because nobody understands them and they are just too cool for pretty much anyone in their age group - aside from vampires).
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This franchise encourages social reclusion. I know there's a little bad blood attached to the act of burning books, what with the mass murder that followed and all, but I say we give it another shot and start here.
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What gets me is how the entire Teen section of bookstores is now covered in nothing but vampire books, as is the tv, and I even passed by a new book section in one store entitled "Dark Romance" as if "Vampire love story" is suddenly its own genre and should be heralded alongside all others, while "Scifi/Fantasy" gets placed in the same section despite half the actual Romance books being Fantasy rooted themselves.
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I still can't handle the fact everytime I go to a bookstore and ask for books in English all I get is Twilight hurled in my face.
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lol so check this out last night I walked into walmart and saw this girl reading the new moon book in the book section....So I walked up to her casually and said whats the point? She then when on to lecture me about the storyline and such and I stopped her halfway through reached up on the book shelf and pulled down a copy of The hobbit. And I said no matter what you say nothing can be more awesome than what is contained in these pages.She smiled and I set the book back down on the shelf and walked away. When I looked back she actually had the hobbit in hand.
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