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I don't know if this is a like or a hate, but there's this guy that does porn that completely ruins the scenes with his roid-induced babble. If it wasn't absolutely hilarious, it would piss me off.
NNNNG STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY PIG
BURY MY BONE IN YOUR BACKYARD YOU BITCH
I BET YOUR EYES LIGHT UP WHEN YER GETTIN FUCKED
xD, I'm totally just sitting here watching this laughing my ass off.
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I dreamed about Chubbs again...Jaxx roleplayed and the forum crashed.
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Vad: Found my dicks btw
Vad: *DISCS
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Yeah...
Kaden was PMing me about custom techs or some shit. I kid you not, the dream was like I was browsing it on a computer. So weird...
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Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:BURY MY BONE IN YOUR BACKYARD YOU BITCH
Don't think I've ever heard that one before. I'll have to use it.
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Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:I don't know if this is a like or a hate, but there's this guy that does porn that completely ruins the scenes with his roid-induced babble. If it wasn't absolutely hilarious, it would piss me off.
NNNNG STUFF IT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY PIG
BURY MY BONE IN YOUR BACKYARD YOU BITCH
I BET YOUR EYES LIGHT UP WHEN YER GETTIN FUCKED
xD, I'm totally just sitting here watching this laughing my ass off.
hahaha you dooddle dog
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12-05-2009, 09:36 PM
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Bil Baer Jaxx Wrote:xD, I'm totally just sitting here watching this laughing my ass off.
Yeah I bet.
Just sitting there. Watching porn. Laughing your ass off. Fastforwarding through the sex scenes and just appreciating the comedic value of the dirty talk.
Gtfo.
We all know what you were doing, you perve.
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Like: Super Effective
http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=33
I've read some VG cats comics before, but never bothered to check out Super Effect until now. It's pretty funny, and since I played through Pokemon about ten times as a kid, I got all of the references, it's actually quite nostalgic.
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Actually, he's pretty much right. Sometimes, watching porn for the comedic commentary is totally worth a bowl of popcorn. Does anyone seriously consider it a turn-on to have some chick going "I'll be your little cum whore daddy!" and the guy going "1, 2, 3, its a ringer every time!" When someone starts talking as if they are a sports announcer for a casino, I crack up.
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look up some behind the scenes stuff for porn. I used to do it and its hillarious to have some 65 year old irector stand behind a naked chik fully clothed and show they young guy how he wants his pelivs to vibrate and thrust lmao
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Does anybody remember that email exchange between some random joker and a bank where he emailed a picture of a seven-legged spider and demanded that it be emailed back and when it was he said his had eight legs and he wanted the eighth leg. Well, now those guys bring you Of Logos and Pie Charts.
Also, Automatic Mario: Don't Stop Me Now. I remember when one of the segments had been posted months ago, I had no idea it was just part of a whole project, this is crazy.
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Frozen Wrote:look up some behind the scenes stuff for porn. I used to do it and its hillarious to have some 65 year old irector stand behind a naked chik fully clothed and show they young guy how he wants his pelivs to vibrate and thrust lmao
You'll also realize that you never want to be involved in any form of Anal Sex.
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like: that im finally out of the burning crusade section of engineering. Holy jesus that took forever. and alot of my money.
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Karin Osaki Wrote:You'll also realize that you never want to be involved in any form of Anal Sex.
Especially if, the moment you go to do it, you picture a gay fat German guy behind you going "now vhat I vant you to doooo is to imagine you are ze dog burying your bone in zher backyard."
If it doesn't creep you out, you'll still never be able to get anywhere close to aroused again.
Unless you are Saz.
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12-06-2009, 01:41 AM
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Ashe Wrote:Especially if, the moment you go to do it, you picture a gay fat German guy behind you going "now vhat I vant you to doooo is to imagine you are ze dog burying your bone in zher backyard."
If it doesn't creep you out, you'll still never be able to get anywhere close to aroused again.
Unless you are Saz.
That's so hot.
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12-06-2009, 01:51 AM
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There was a video uploaded awhile ago on Youtube, which has been deleted since, of the woman's insides of her ass coming out when he pulled out his penis. The grossest thing you'll see in your life.
I mean, I don't think your insides are supposed to come out, ever.
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12-06-2009, 01:56 AM
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Karin Osaki Wrote:There was a video uploaded awhile ago on Youtube, which has been deleted since, of the woman's insides of her ass coming out when he pulled out his penis. The grossest thing you'll see in your life.
I mean, I don't think your insides are supposed to come out, ever.
Rectal prolapse, it sucks but stuff happens.
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12-06-2009, 01:58 AM
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It's called an anal prolapse.
I've seen videos where a womans ass has fallen out and it's just like, 'oopsy-daisy, let me... just put that... back in there, okay carry on'. Like it's no big deal. IDK, maybe it's a common thing in the porn industry. Either way it's pretty gross.
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