Mafia REBORN - Day 1

[John Doe]

Calling people idiots Kaden? Not the best way to convince people to take their side. Though I'll admit I'm surprised nobody tried to lynch me until now. Even so, we have no time, lynching for somebody that's not Sig is just like a no lynch at this point. LYNCH SIG!

[Super Buu]

3/9 Dr. Cringle (Sigfried, Piper, Vad)
1/9 Jarka (Waffuru)
6/9 Sigfried (Jarka, Dr. Cringle, Rafael, John Doe, Whompt, Rem-13)
1/9 Vad (Kami)
1/9 John Doe (Kaden)

[Kaden]

Calling people idiots Kaden? Not the best way to convince people to take their side. Though I'll admit I'm surprised nobody tried to lynch me until now. Even so, we have no time, lynching for somebody that's not Sig is just like a no lynch at this point. LYNCH SIG!

Not trying to get you lynched. Trying to make a point.

If I get lynched for telling people how they're acting, then whatev. I had a good run.

[Ashe]

1. Doe, you are being an idiot. So much so that I'm curious if you actually ARE a village idiot role. Definitely fitting the profile of a shit starter, in my eyes. That could help us, that could hinder us. I'm undecided.

2. If everyone's role was intended to be public, they would have just been public to start. Your insinuation that everyone who hasn't revealed their exact role to the finest detail so that you can personally decide the order they should be eliminated is tiring. Perhaps its that I just woke up two minutes ago from a pretty large and loud storm (I know, sleeping instead of sitting up on mafia to keep up with the latest claims and fighting to make myself a target by mafia by naming my role to avoid making myself a target by townspeople by naming my role, who the fuck?) and I'm not a morning person.

3. I'm so certain that I'm not a mafia that I'll just change my vote to Lynch Ashe right now.

I originally chose joke votes because it was TWO HOURS into the game. I'd prefer to actually get some information. Utilize some critical thinking skills. I'm not going in with the intent to just piss everyone off at the start. Because of the type of player I tend to be in competition games, I tend to immediately get to a top of a list, as does Kaden and many others, and I recognize that. My first thoughts on who I'd want eliminated tend to be people from that list. Just for signing up. Without them making a post or despite them making a post. Similar to the feeling you have now given your previous mafia history in that every time you sign up, people are going to want to have you out just to solve that.

This time, I figure you should have the chance to play the game a bit rather than be eliminated immediately, but if you keep stirring shit up, I'm fairly sure we'll lynch you just to remove you from the equation, whether I'm alive to see it or not.

Now my vote for myself is interesting, since I now realize its nearly time. So ultimately, my vote for my self will do absolutely nothing, but I'm going to leave it (yes, even if that says "oh, he's not voting for our target, he's mafia!") because I don't think anyone on this list is going to get there. Its not from me attempting to derail the vote an hour into a 24 hour period with a joke (are you kidding me?) because we can get our shit together in the 23 hours following, so there's room for fun. Its not from any real reason other than that its day one and we don't want to be too unsure. I'd rather have a vote lynch than a random riot lynch any day, but my vote will neither help nor hinder that, given how many we need. I'll keep up on the thread in case it will, however. Until then, I'll vote me.

You want me gone? Get everyone to change and vote me immediately then. You'll find out where you screwed up in about 30 minutes if I'm hung, and if I'm not, then maybe we can stop randomly accusing every single person for not saying stuff like "Hey mafia! I'm a doctor! Now I have to spend the rest of the game protecting myself instead of someone else, just in case!" or "Hey mafia! I'm the town crack head! I can give bjs around the corner and interfere with people's votes counting!" In fact, I'll probably just get whacked tonight (no bj pun intended) for even mentioning the word doctor in my post, just to make sure. Such is the nature of the game, so you should probably knock off having everyone announce their helpful roles on Day One.

[John Doe]

Ok, you've made your point. I was a crazy radical and people listened, BUT we should now switch our votes for Sig. Right? RIGHT.

[Kaden]

Voting for yourself to "prove" something is meaningless when there is actually zero chance of you getting lynched.

Start Day 2 with that and maybe it will have some impact.

[Ashe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkGbvL4shFo

[John Doe]

JUST VOTE SIG ALREADY JESUS.

[Waffuru]

Shut up.

[Ashe]

Voting for yourself to "prove" something is meaningless when there is actually zero chance of you getting lynched.

Start Day 2 with that and maybe it will have some impact.

Its true, I even said that. I really don't care who my vote goes to, right now. My point is that Doe is freaking out over people not being online to call a name out because "omg they haven't been around in 8hrs that means mafia" so I figure if he wants to call me out, I'll put my name on the list. I know I'm a townsperson, so if I'm eliminated (or any other townie) then that just means we're a step further from victory.

I don't know who the current lead votes are, but I think there's no chance they'll get enough in time.

EDIT: I'll Vote John Doe too since there's a ball rolling and he has a 100% history as mafia. I don't know if I feel Sig is mafia yet, but I'm watching the votes.

[John Doe]

Edit: The lead is Sig right now, at 6/9. Kaden, Waff, and Ashe all have the power to just vote for him right now. It's either that or the stirrer of shit can take over. But then he'll just hit me and waste a day.

[Waffuru]

Sigfried is an innocent townsperson.

[Blue]

It seems like nothings going to happen today that we, as townies, will be able to control. Maybe the Shit Starter will pick right today, or maybe he or she will pick someone they hate, or pick wrong, or not even exist. All I know is that this game has been off to a pretty good start, when it comes to information at least.

I have a list of possibles, but I'ma keep it to myself for now. I will say that John is probably not Mafia. Sig might not be, but if he's not he's probably the Shit Starter.

[John Doe]

EDIT: I'll Vote John Doe too since there's a ball rolling and he has a 100% history as mafia. I don't know if I feel Sig is mafia yet, but I'm watching the votes.

I love that you post a wall of text of "logic", then try to vote for me because HE'S 100% MAFIA HE MUST BE MAFIA. I expected more from you. <3 and peace

[Kaden]

We need to know if there IS a shit starter. That you guys didn't figure that out on your own makes me very disappoint.

[Ashe]

I love that you post a wall of text of "logic", then try to vote for me because HE'S 100% MAFIA HE MUST BE MAFIA. I expected more from you. <3 and peace

The sarcasm must have gone over your head.

EDIT: You were adamant that I vote for someone, so I did. You want to dictate for us to name our roles publicly, and I won't. Want to dictate who I vote for as well?

[John Doe]

It's obvious that it's Kami again, because he's 100% shit stirrer.

[Blue]

It'd be awesome to know, yeah. Then again, the only way to know would be to not vote and hope he/she picks right, if they even choose to lynch at all. The Shit Starter has the choice to lynch, they don't HAVE to. There's a lot of if's and maybe's that have to line up for us to figure out the Shit Starter and the information to be worked in our favor.

[Jarka]

Sigfried is an innocent townsperson.

Where are you getting this information? It's the first day.

[John Doe]

The sarcasm must have gone over your head.

EDIT: You were adamant that I vote for someone, so I did. You want to dictate for us to name our roles publicly, and I won't. Want to dictate who I vote for as well?

Once the next day starts, you're fine to vote for whoever you like. The situation NOW is that we either vote for Sig or let the shit stirrer do it for us. There's no other options, at this point in time.

Also, sarcasm meets sarcasm, isn't it great? <3 and peace

ALSO Waff, if Sig was an innocent townie, he'd have said it. Why lie and say you're a role, then not follow up? Lynch Sig