Mafia 5: Mafiocity DAY 1

[Jonathan Meer]

It should also be noted that the Hooker is a mafia member, as typically used. That said, Sig doesn't seem to know that.

Thus, either

1) Sig is lying like a little bitch on Day one

OR

2) John Doe is weirdening this game up fo' sho'

Either seems plausible to me. It doesn't prove anything, but it IS worth noting.

[Ashe]

Just to help root out the mafia, I want to ask everyone to complete these phrases:

1 - In the end, there will be

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be

Those who do not complete these phrases by day's end will immediately be suspicious.

[Ashe]

1 - In the end, there will be a triumph for the forces of good!

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be a white chocolate mocha.

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be "Who the fuck let the green guy into the game after signups closed?"

[Super Buu]

1 - In the end.... there will be victory for the rose avenger....

2 - If I were a beverage..... I would be JD and coke....because that is what i am drinking right now lol....

3 - If I die to mafia tonight.... my last words would be "your'e gonna loose..." bceause mafia meber win....plus the mafia in yhis game are super Obvious....

[Blue]

Listen here, you crazy person. I ain't no puppet on your strings, to be answering questions all willy-nilly and stuff.

1 - In the end, there will be... a Highlander joke would be too obvious.

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be skim milk, the most trustworthy of all beverages.

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be: "I knew that bitch was Mafia... *cough* Also... I heard that when you die you crap yourself. Will you take my pants off for me?"

[Piper Juunanagou]

1 - In the end, there will be the gaping maw of eternity.

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be Mountain Dew, and I'd made you fuckers taste my mountain.

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be: "Haters gotta hate."

[Jarka]

1 - In the end, there wirr be pork fried rice.

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be sake.

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my rast words would be "Why am I arways the one to die?"

[Sigfried Hunin]

@Sig, I don't think those are pine trees, some strange tropical version of one maybe. That is on the golf course though, so maybe they brought some in.

Here's a closer shot of them.



Also, isn't Hooker a mafia role? lol

Those are definitely some kind of evergreen, at least it looks like to me. And I don't know if it traditionally is, but I'm definitely not saying I'm mafia. Its a useful skill either way right? If we can get the godfather or like, one of the other crazy roles that help the mafias, I can HOOK em.

[Sigfried Hunin]

1 - In the end, there will be love.

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be the one that was too many.

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be I gave you the herp.

[Kole T. Merr]

I suppose I must acquiesce.

1. In the end, there will be victory.
2. If I were a beverage, I would be smooth.
3. If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be "Tell my wife 'hello'."

Unlynch Jarka
Lynch Ashe for making me do that.

[John Doe]

Rose 3/7 (Leo, Vad, Meer)
Sigfried 4/7 (Waffuru, Piper, Jarka, Trafford)
Jarka 2/7 (Sigfried, Shane)
Waffuru 1/7 (Whompt)
Ashe 1/7 (T. Merr)

Also, there's about two hours left in this day phase.

[Vad]

Just to help root out the mafia, I want to ask everyone to complete these phrases:

1 - In the end, there will be

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be

Those who do not complete these phrases by day's end will immediately be suspicious.

Fuck you, Tim

In thou finish, thou shalt act stupidly

If Vad was a drink, Vad would act as OJ

If I finish tonight, my last words would finish with gusto.

>.<

[Alexander Trafford]

Just to help root out the mafia, I want to ask everyone to complete these phrases:

1 - In the end, there will be

2 - If I were a beverage, I would be

3 - If I die to mafia tonight, my last words would be

Those who do not complete these phrases by day's end will immediately be suspicious.

In the end, space and time I shall rend.

If I were a beverage, I'd be absynthe, shit is mind-leverage

If I die to mafia tonight, I'd shout en garde! and put up a fight

[Super Buu]

I liked your second rhyme but the Third one was wack....gettub sloppy Rtafford

[Alexander Trafford]

Dear sir, your grammar is 'wack'
reading your posts hurts,
like a kick in the ball sack.

[Ashe]

I don't have a clue who the mafia is, so I guess I'll vote Lynch Sigfried only due to being the current majority vote. I really have no substantial reason beyond that, but time is almost up.

[John Doe]

Rose 3/7 (Leo, Vad, Meer)
Sigfried 5/7 (Waffuru, Piper, Jarka, Trafford, Ashe)
Jarka 2/7 (Sigfried, Shane)
Waffuru 1/7 (Whompt)
Ashe 1/7 (T. Merr)

[Kole T. Merr]

Fine, let's all just gang up on the Hooker.

Unlynch Ashe
Lynch Sigfried

[Vad]

UnLynch Rose

Lynch Sigfried

[Sigfried Hunin]

Pffff, punk asses.