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Vad Wrote:Lol it's great. She's all apologizing and I'm all "YOU ARE FORGIVEN MY CHILD! I'M HERE IF YOU NEED TO TALK" and she's all sad so I need to like talk her out of it. I do and EVERYTHING IS ALL AND WELL.
HUZZAH!
Congrats, assuming I read that correctly. =D
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Jarka Wrote:If it's any consolation, her grammar is horrendous.
Hold out for somebody who knows the proper usage of your/you're. You deserve that much. There's something about this message that I think should be framed...
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Sphi Wrote:Congrats, assuming I read that correctly. =D
No. She's gone. I forgave her WHEN SHE WAS FEELING BAD IGNORING MY FEELINGS!
HUZZAH!
Sounds like something I've done before. OH WAIT! I HAVE!
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That's the weirdest fucking rejection I've ever heard/seen.
Seriously, 'too perfect?' 'I knew I'd hurt you?' Sounds like bullshit to me. Drama queen ftl.
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:That's the weirdest fucking rejection I've ever heard/seen.
Seriously, 'too perfect?' 'I knew I'd hurt you?' Sounds like bullshit to me. Drama queen ftl.
Still. I'll be telling my grandkids about this one though.
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Gotta reproduce first.
Then that reproduction (/those reproductions) have to survive to >puberty, and they have to reproduce and not get abortions.
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:Gotta reproduce first.
Then that reproduction (/those reproductions) have to survive to >puberty, and they have to reproduce and not get abortions.
FINE! BE ALL LITERAL WITH YER WORDS AND SUCH!
I'll be telling someone when I'm 65 about this.
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Jonathan Meer Wrote:Gotta reproduce first.
Then that reproduction (/those reproductions) have to survive to >puberty, and they have to reproduce and not get abortions.
All of my dreams, killed. ;_;
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Hate: My birthday from last year is haunting me the closer I get to it.
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Had such a troll dream. My mind was like "this is happy as hell, bro", then dropped a bomb at the end that shattered everything. THEN I WOKE UP ANYWAY. What a jip, man.
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Rose Wrote:Had such a troll dream. My mind was like "this is happy as hell, bro", then dropped a bomb at the end that shattered everything. THEN I WOKE UP ANYWAY. What a jip, man.
Problem?
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05-17-2011, 02:20 PM
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Rose Wrote:Had such a troll dream. My mind was like "this is happy as hell, bro", then dropped a bomb at the end that shattered everything. THEN I WOKE UP ANYWAY. What a jip, man.
Man, last night I had a dream that we had discovered a subbasement and there was a family of really adorable cats living down there. They were all wearing polka dot bow ties. HOW CUTE IS THAT?
What a disappointment upon waking up. Especially since Squee refuses to let me put a bow tie on him. That jerk.
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05-17-2011, 02:22 PM
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I had a dream involving she who will not be named. I am scarred for life now ;.;
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Vad Wrote:Like:
Quote of the fucking year.
I get rejected because I'm perfect. LAWL
This is one of the reasons I tend to avoid relationships with people. I can't handle this kind of crap. If someone tried to make that excuse with me, I'd probably go nuclear on them.
Oh, I'm perfect? Really? Because, if I was so perfect, you think you could've mustered up the FUCKING GUTS to just TALK TO ME about what was bothering you before it reached the point where you needed to break up with me! And even if nothing can solve the problem, if you love me, you should be able to at least be HONEST ABOUT THE REASONS WHY. >:[
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Belle Hibiki Wrote:This is one of the reasons I tend to avoid relationships with people. I can't handle this kind of crap. If someone tried to make that excuse with me, I'd probably go nuclear on them.
Oh, I'm perfect? Really? Because, if I was so perfect, you think you could've mustered up the FUCKING GUTS to just TALK TO ME about what was bothering you before it reached the point where you needed to break up with me! And even if nothing can solve the problem, if you love me, you should be able to at least be HONEST ABOUT THE REASONS WHY. >:[
The extensive conversation we had hours later was priceless. She felt the need to justify herself. Her main reason was something along the lines of "I'm a bitch. I don't deserve you."
I was like "waaaaat!?" She made a judgement call without at least INFORMING ME! I told her I like feisty personalities and that she wasn't a bitch. That she had what I was looking for. Which made her feel even worse. I shrugged and she vanished.
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She's coming up with bullshit reasons why she CAN'T go out with you because she doesn't want to. If she really wanted to be with you, she'd be coming up with bullshit reasons for the reverse. I'm telling you because she's too spineless to.
With an exception of the very few cool ones, I seriously hate women.
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05-17-2011, 06:13 PM
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Rose Wrote:She's coming up with bullshit reasons why she CAN'T go out with you because she doesn't want to. If she really wanted to be with you, she'd be coming up with bullshit reasons for the reverse. I'm telling you because she's too spineless to.
With an exception of the very few cool ones, I seriously hate women.
Yea. That's what I'm thinking as well. Oh and amen on that last line.
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Rose Wrote:With an exception of the very few cool ones, I seriously hate women.
It's funny because the same could be said about men. Or about people in general.
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I could and do say the same about men. But I think in my experience, there are more female bitches then there are male dicks. YMMV. I think it's a generational/cultural thing, though.
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