The RIOT Act

[Mal Nova]

O_O So much ntalk about AP champs*walks off sad and lonely as the mummy*

[Rafael]

Autolock sona, because no one ever whines about someone going support, tab out until game pulls me in. I'm supporting an Olaf at bot...and some genius picked Alistar to help Talon top. Olaf then proceeds to run straight at the katarina and graves we're against, die instantly, and cry, proceeding to jungle instead to "teach me a lesson".

I go 3-0 against the dumbest graves and kat ever, and then the teamfight phase starts and Akali, the only decent person besides my awesome self can't carry hard enough because we have no damage. And now I see I have a shaco to support bot as Soraka. God dammit

and he was as horrible as I could've dreamed. AP...

[Mr. Zhu]

EDIT: Also the only reason you ever R up close and then Q to harass is because A) They've just used some of their abilities trying to harass you or to kill minions so you can just walk away B) You have your e up and have better speed than them, so if they are already backing up you can just slow and then walk away or C) you're not actually harassing, but killing them.

Simply untrue. You R in whenever you have a full combo up and are looking to do damage in a team fight or try to pick up a kill (Not specific to 1v1 or team fights). Whenever you pop in, you become public enemy #1, so it basically means unless Kass has a flash he's going to get stun locked and focused the second he R's in. GG. I still don't understand the hype, Kass sucks lol.

[John Doe]

Simply untrue. You R in whenever you have a full combo up and are looking to do damage in a team fight or try to pick up a kill (Not specific to 1v1 or team fights). Whenever you pop in, you become public enemy #1, so it basically means unless Kass has a flash he's going to get stun locked and focused the second he R's in. GG. I still don't understand the hype, Kass sucks lol.

Fantastic, I'll buy Kass and play him with you every game!

If I ever reinstall LoL that is.

[Anzekay]

Simply untrue. You R in whenever you have a full combo up and are looking to do damage in a team fight or try to pick up a kill (Not specific to 1v1 or team fights). Whenever you pop in, you become public enemy #1, so it basically means unless Kass has a flash he's going to get stun locked and focused the second he R's in. GG. I still don't understand the hype, Kass sucks lol.

Right. Okay. I see you really read my post there.

[Mr. Zhu]

Right. Okay. I see you really read my post there.

In a teamfight, people will save their stun cooldowns for Kass. That's a given. There's almost no safe time for a Kass to enter a team fight if ever. If the team is not focusing Kass when he pops in, or blows all the cooldowns before Kass shows up then the team is horrible.

There's no such thing as "harassing" during a team fight. You fight, and you try to kill the enemy team. You can poke them till they're low enough to fight. Eventually you still need to fight, and during teamfights Kass doesn't do ass. If your team is winning 4v5, naturally you can cleanup easily. If your team needs your damage output, chances (100% chance) are when you R in someone's waiting for you with a stun.

[Anzekay]

I was talking about laning and R usage while laning and suddenly you're talking about teamfights, was my point.

[Mr. Zhu]

I knew you were above, but I didn't know the EDIT part carried over. My point stands though, his teamfighting abilities are horrible.

[Anzekay]

Okay well I agree on the teamfight thing- he's about as good at teamfighting as every other squishy assassin. That is, good at blowing one person up and CCing people, and then helping with cleanup.

But my post was a response to you talking about how you think his laning is bad and that whenever he Rs up to you, you just jump on him! That's why I got confused that you thought I was talking about teamfights.

[Rafael]

If you can't play ez or lux...just don't. Please. and even if you are part of the .01% of pugs that can play ez, just pick any other AD carry and call it good.

[Mal Nova]

Why? I love Ez... he's nice and Squishy =D

[Mr. Zhu]

Losing 9 ranked games in a row.

[John Doe]

Losing 9 ranked games in a row.

Hahahahahaha

[Anzekay]

Oh man.

koreandream7: carry nautilus
bluzzed: gp and kog u 2 need to fucvkin uninstall or do everyone a FUCKIN favour and never play ranked again
bluzzed: u 2 are fuckin retarded
Anzekay: umad bro?
AngelDustPCP: reported
bluzzed: ur cool man
Anzekay: anyway, in case you didn't notice, I was having connection issues
Anzekay: not intentionally feeding, heh
bluzzed: u must feel good fuckin other ppls fun
bluzzed: i bet ur a fuckin lonely degenerate cunt irl
bluzzed: u fuckin bitch cunt
Anzekay: well
Anzekay: I guess I'll report you for abusive language
Anzekay: have fun
AngelDustPCP: i reported
bluzzed: do it cunt
bluzzed: i dont give a fuck
AngelDustPCP: just telll the judgement
AngelDustPCP: suckker
bluzzed: fuck u too
bluzzed: u whinging cunt akali
bluzzed: qq after we lose 1st blood
Anzekay: man
Anzekay: you two
Anzekay: too funny
bluzzed: fuckin give up 2 easy
bluzzed: shows ur mental toughness u fuckin loser
bluzzed: thats all ull be in life a fuckin loser cunt
Anzekay: lol
Anzekay: wow

[King B]

I found it rather ironic that he used "ruining other people's fun" as an accusation when you're being that srs bsns over the game you were initially trying to have fun with. Try hards.

[Tyr]

shameful loser cunt anzekay
disconnects and dies

[Ashe]

Tryg plays Cho top, I go Naut jungle, Anzekay goes Malz mid. Our pugs go MF bot with support Heimer, then inform me that "u better not suck" "all Nauts I've seen suck" and as soon as Shen hits mid (causing me to get to mid to defend it) and then teleports bot, they start bitching about "our jungler no ganks". They complain most of the game "wow, how did Vayne get so fed?" (she was 3-0 at the time, they had 3 deaths between them) "cuz no help bot at all".

Support Heimer doesn't buy a single ward the entire game and starts walking up on jungle creeps I'm killing and rocket stealing the last hits. Face checks bushes like a boss and then spends the later half of the game completely avoiding team fights until we're nearly dead. Then he and MF start initiating while we're getting into position, letting Kassadin insta-kill MF with Shen and Blitz due to being so out of position. "wow lol who didn't ban Kass wtf"

This is after Anzekay completely shut down Kass (he couldn't go ganking and he went triple Doran's early) and Tryg kept GP under control at top. Bot loses their lane due to Shen insta-port with GP Ult, Blitz grab, and Vayne sudden roll and want to bitch about "jungler no help". Don't be so out of fucking position when you know your jungler actually has to physically walk somewhere in advance. Maybe if they had some ward coverage they'd have avoided some of that. Not one ward. I kept their tri-bush and dragon warded for them. "wtf jungler no help lane". Get out from under a Blitz/Vayne's fucking turret morons.

When someone complains about "every game I play with ___ they suck", they should analyze the common denominator of those games and question what they could do to help improve that on their own.

[Anzekay]

We even had this great teamfight at baron where I stomped on their vayne because she had used her QSS to escape us just eairler, and then proceded to quadra-kill. Kinda sucked that by the end of the game they all had QSS (or GP's citrus).

Very sad

[King B]

Just goes to show how ez it is to counter Kass yo.

[Anzekay]

Sure, if he's constantly standing next to minions with Malz dot on them so that he gets it after them and is constantly being harassed without me having to put myself in danger. Or he does the stupid way to harass and lets me combo him without having to flash down to get in range.

So yeah it's easy to counter a bad kass