[NO SPAM!] Your Confessions

[Milk Bubble]

How the hell can you know if you're over weight by that small of an amount? There's no standard weight to height ratio that everyone goes by.

Well see, I used to weigh 10 lbs less, and I was perfectly healthy looking. Now I have some chub that I need to lose.

[Aero]

I think everyone overlooks this: Fat is GOOD


Too much fat, however, can lead be bad.

[Deo]

Well see, I used to weigh 10 lbs less, and I was perfectly healthy looking. Now I have some chub that I need to lose.

That makes sense.

But what's the big deal? Are you getting cellulite or something? Do your pants not fit?

I can't imagine ten pounds would make much of a difference.

[Raditzu]

She's, like, 3 feet tall.

[Deo]

D'awww

[Saz]

Milk Bubble's a midget?

[Deo]

An adorable mid-wait, this is spam. God damn it.

One time in high school I punched a kid out behind a church, I lit a dumpster on fire, I used to steal things from department stores all the time, and I have friends that are furries and an account on a furry version of Deviant Art so I can spam their web pages.

[The Not Cool Not Tapion]

I used to play Neopets hardcore like none other.

[Aero]

I used to steal things from department stores all the time.

That's not stealing. That's retribution.

[Deo]

I was like 6. I stole yu-gi-oh cards, toys and junk

What was that retribution for?

[Aero]

Capitalism.

[Hellfighter 17]

Which is one fine economic system.

When I was younger, I would steal money from my mother frequently, like one or two dollars several times a week, for several months. This is one of the few acts which I would deem immoral for myself that I do not feel guilty for.

[Milk Bubble]

Milk Bubble's a midget?

Haha, no. But I'm only about 5'.

[Deo]

D'AWWWWWWWW

*hugz*

I once had a bus driver that yelled at me all the time to sit down, but his fat ass couldn't fit in a seat belt. So I had my friend write a note saying 'use this to help you follow the rules of the road', and tapped it to some vaseline.

[Bojack]

huh? I don't get it.

[Mowgli]

- I've been having an affair with my mom's best friend since I was 16. I'm 18 now, but she's still married so we have to play the role of close friends. I hate it.

- I once burned down my grandmother's apartment and her parrot died because we couldn't get it out. Even though it was an accident I've grown up believing I'm a murderer.

- When I was younger I used to collect maps of areas where I lived so I could make patrol routes. I thought I could be like Batman.

Wow, just writing it makes it feel a little better. I might post more later...

[Deo]

How's that an affair? Was she married?

Personally I don't see the big deal, aside from the fact you were too young.

[Mowgli]

She still is married...currently in the process of a divorce though. Until it's finalized we can't be public about it because the state frowns on adultery. He cheated before her and still is cheating, that gave her the upper hand. Gets her more money. If they find out about me and her, it could fuck things up.

Edit: Not even her son knows and he lives with us.

[Deo]

Well, yeah. I see that point, but I mean, unless it's like a ten year age difference I don't see the big deal. I do believe 16 is the age of consent in Canada too.

[Mowgli]

She's been my mom's friend for ten yrs. I was never around when they used to hang out, but they were like sisters. My mom is kinda loony so we don't know how she'll take it when she finds out.

My little brother sees her as like an aunt, calls her son his cousin...

So yeah, she's just not ready to let it out now. Wants to wait for the divorce to be finalized.

Btw, she's 34, I'm 18. She's turning 35 this year. I suck at math but i think thats more than 10 yrs. xD