The Big Brother House

[Super Buu]

Stepping out of the shower and towelling herself off, Celipa suddenly jumps. "The fuck?!" Wrapping the towel around herself, she points a finger and screams; "What the hell are you doing in here?!"

Crouched in the doorway, completely still, is Super Buu. His eyes are blank and beady, and his hands are curled still into what seem to be pincers.

"Answer me!" orders Celipa, crashing over to where the golem squats. After a second of no response, she snarls; "I'm watching you, prick," and delivers a sharp shove to the intruder before striding past.

"Krakrakra," says Buu, lying on his back.

[Jeice]

Jeice went into his backpack and pulled out numerous 40 oz. bottles of Old English, the cheap stuff.

"Who wants to get drunk?!?" He yells out for the entire house to hear as he twisted off the metal cap.

[Paragus]

Para with a tear in his eye stumbled toward Jeice and his 40s. He needed liquor to drown the out the depression of losing his orange soda. He began to guzzle one down. "I only wanted a drink. A DRINK!" He spat in Jeices face \

"Fucking Green midget and that fat thing."

[Hellfighter 17]

"do raptors fear fire"

[Super Buu]

LATER THAT DAY

Spopovich sighed, trying to explain. "You don't understand!"

"Oh, I understand alright," barked Celipa, eyes popping in rage. "He's a fucking pervert!"

"He probably just heard the running water and instinctively approached. It's not like he was peeking or anything. He's just a crab, you can't blame him for his nature!"

Celipa spat, and jabbed a finger at her opponent. "Who are you to lecture me on perverts? You're fucking naked!"

Spopovich looked down at his crotch momentarily, and went silent. Sniffing haughtily, he put his nose up. "I have nothing left to say to you." Turning on his heel, he walked away; bare ass jiggling in his wake.

[Kirano]

Bulma comes out of the same shower Celipa was in, wrapped in her white towel. She looks down at Buu and exclaims "You got knocked the fuck out!"

[Super Buu]

"Krakrakra," says Buu, scuttling away from the scene of the crime and towards the kitchen.

[Hellfighter 17]

"You all need to no the weak points or else how will you survive when a velociraptor attacks?! They travel at 10 m/s, y'know!"

[Whompt]

LATER THAN LATER THAT DAY

Spop grins, hiding underneath his shared fullsize bed. His face was lit by a soft blue glow. In front of him lay a laptop, on its screen a scene of Bulma and Celipa sharing a shower. Pure gold. Having the video in his possession, he began the process of spreading it to all the four-eyed nerds in the world.

[Celipa]

Celipa sat silently on her bed, maybe one of the only clothed people in the house. Then, out of the corner of her eye the saiyaness spotted something glinting red, blue, and silver.

Twelve four-packs of Red Bull. Ripe for the picking.

With a jumping dive Celipa pounced upon the Red Bull cartons and tore two of the cans out of one of the cases whilst a few more cans flew up into the air, from having the full body weight of a human thrown onto them. Cracking the two cans open, Celipa downed them like a true pro.

PRO GAMER.

On her shirt was the logo of 'HALO 2', and though she did not bear the look of a nerd Celipa definitely had the gaming finesse.

ONE HOUR LATER

Celipa sat upon the ground amongst a heap of cans, and in front of a TV. She was vibrating from the sheer caffeinated force of more Red Bulls than a puny human could handle, yet she still managed to hold an X-Box controller in her hands.

"MUST PLAY HALO 2 UNTIL THE HALO 3 BETA COMES OUT," she muttered robotically.

She was no human. She was a SAIYAN, THE TRUE GAMING RACE.

[Whompt]

Spop silently thanked whatever god was looking out for him that he shared a bed with a hyper caffeinated woman, instead of some dude. Well... technically Celipa was a heshe. But it was close enough to count.

[Burter Jr]

Everyone take note. Majin Buu = Coola

[Old Zangya]

Mmmhmm. You got the nominees yet, Burt?

[Celipa]

You're a heshe.

At Spop.

[Burter]

Originally posted by Coola
Mmmhmm. You got the nominees yet, Burt?

Sure do

[Jeice]

ABOUT...AN HOUR LATER AND A FEW 40's TO THE FACE....

Jeice and Paragus have completely become inebriated. Staggering around, the red warrior and the one eyed saiyan searched the house for something fun to do.

[Burter]

Next poster decides which team gets their nomination ceremony first!

Go!

[Whompt]

"You love it," Spop replied with a sly wink to Celipa. The Saiyaness had to admit, she did like it.

Edit: Oh. Would you look at that. I'm the first poster and I didn't even mean to be.

[Tapion]

With all the commotion, perversion, nudity, and loud annoying drunks stumbling around the house Tapion was about ready to lose his cool, after all you could only take so much stupidity before reaching your boiling point.

"Hmmm..." the Konat-Jin pondered aloud to himself, "Next person to walk through this door get's a face full of pain..." with those quiet words the non-transformer positioned himself directly in front of the large kitchen door with his fist cocked and ready to relieve some stress.

[Old Zangya]

Post blue now spopvich posted