08-12-2008, 01:50 PM
I despise this. I hate these twenty-something year old abortions filling E4 almost uninterruptedly with their disgusting, mindless attempt to obtain a £50 deal with Heat magazine granting them the rights to their souls and their anal passageways.
Ever since Burter introduced me to it in days of old I've always much preferred the American Big Brother. Ours has no strategy to it whatsoever, they're not even allowed to discuss nominations and at the end of the day the outcome is left to the public.
The beauty of the American Big Brother is that the evictees ultimately decide the winner. So you have to be bitchy enough to survive the game but not so bitchy that you piss people off so much you have no chance of winning. Aside from that they actually seem to be able to fill the ranks with people who don't look and sound like they were found outside some medical facility for the terminally mediocre.
I want to fucking harpoon Kathreya.
That is all.
Ever since Burter introduced me to it in days of old I've always much preferred the American Big Brother. Ours has no strategy to it whatsoever, they're not even allowed to discuss nominations and at the end of the day the outcome is left to the public.
The beauty of the American Big Brother is that the evictees ultimately decide the winner. So you have to be bitchy enough to survive the game but not so bitchy that you piss people off so much you have no chance of winning. Aside from that they actually seem to be able to fill the ranks with people who don't look and sound like they were found outside some medical facility for the terminally mediocre.
I want to fucking harpoon Kathreya.
That is all.

