Wrestling

[Ashe]

Ash: Don't worry about the wrestling thing. Its the subject of a joke here, those darned kids on the internet being wrestlers and such (again, past history joke).

I can't stand when you can blatantly see them drawing the razor across their forehead for the blood, and then stand up and "zomg" there's this clean line that starts gushing blood. Michaels is pretty bad about getting caught there.

On the other hand, I wouldn't say all matches are exactly scripted in terms of a screenacting. Its more of "when I move, you move" just like that. They know where they need to go with it, probably have a few things planned as far as executions, but its not "make sure you get four slaps in, not three". They do improv a lot of stuff, which is where their skill as an entertainer steps in (and getting the crowd riled up). In fact, a lot of wrestlers use their long hair to let them kinda talk their way through it with the other guy, so when it looks like they are grunting and talking shit but you can't really tell what they are saying, they are probably like "lol hey gai, you wanna take a Pedigree?" "lol no wai! ok!"

Which is another annoyance: Everytime someone gets set up for that, you can nearly see them putting themSELVES into position more than HHH doing it.