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[Jonathan Meer]

I made a chick character to see just how many sex-starved people I will attract. While a guy, no one randomly came to talk to me for two hours. While a chick in the Uncharted zone, four people said hi and danced with me within thirty seconds

Me: hi hi (starts dancing)
Fat black guy: (dances)
Fat black guy: once you go black, you don't go back baby
Me: blac?
Me: You kidnap people?
Fat black guy: no but i wouldnt mind being snowd in witcha
Me: i like the feel of snow on my face
Fat black guy: me2
Me: u tall?
Fat black guy: big all ova mami
Me: i dont like tall peeps
Me: i like short people
Me: like gary coleman
Fat black guy: lol
Fat black guy: you a midget chaser
Me: oh ya
Me: or amputees
Me: you wouldnt happen to be missing an arm, wouldja?
Me: thats my dream
McMico (random guy): Hello (at this point, three guys are dancing around me)
Fat black guy: It's between these
Me: Huh?
McMico (gets between black guy and me): Move afro puff
Me: mcmico, you look like arough person
McMico: git off da beer belly boy
fat black guy: these nuts
Me: grapenuts?
purple_grape: how u doing? (four guys at this point)
Me: you are all heroes
fat black guy: mami lemme hit dat
Me: hit me?
fat black guy: nah......hit dat flat **** you call an azz

Reported him. It's amazing