A World of Foolish and Meaningless Nonsense

[Jonathan Meer]

Krillin crushed Furiza's head in between his thighs, like a greater man crushing the head of a lesser man between his thighs. The resulting spattered across the horizon, where it eventually struck a Wicked Witch who, contemplating suicide, was denied such a self-willed death by being thoroughly melted by liquids.

Reflecting upon the Freudian themes in urination upon fire, Krillin concluded that the newly deceased was one of them fritter-folk, and did not consider it a very progressive choice to have killed him. To even out the matter, Krillin killed a black man, a Mexican man, and a heterosexual white middle-class Republican. He then killed another white middle-class Republican.