They've finally released the update to fix some of the bugs which were turning people off, as well as some DLC. I went back to play this morning, and it's still the best 360 arcade game.
For you poor poor bastards who still haven't played it, Castle Crashers is a side-scrolling beat-em-up made by the Newgrounds dudes that made Alien Hominid. It has fucking 4-player co-op, online and offline. You also level up and spend your stat points on strength, magic, defense or agility. There are weapons like the lightsaber, lollipop and steak. You also collect tiny retarded animals ('animal orbs') who all give a different bonus when you equip them. For example, there is a dog who digs up stuff, a giraffe who gives you bonus experience, and a hawk who pecks downed enemies and brings you food.
The joy of Castle Crashers is that it's made for altwhores like me, since most characters unlock a new character by completing the game with them (and then those secret characters unlock another, for each character). It's sweet, and means that people are constantly restarting as level 1s. So buy it, you fags, and play it with me. It's only 1200 points, which is an absolute bargain considering how long I've spent playing it.
My GT is zrogerg. Now go.
For you poor poor bastards who still haven't played it, Castle Crashers is a side-scrolling beat-em-up made by the Newgrounds dudes that made Alien Hominid. It has fucking 4-player co-op, online and offline. You also level up and spend your stat points on strength, magic, defense or agility. There are weapons like the lightsaber, lollipop and steak. You also collect tiny retarded animals ('animal orbs') who all give a different bonus when you equip them. For example, there is a dog who digs up stuff, a giraffe who gives you bonus experience, and a hawk who pecks downed enemies and brings you food.
The joy of Castle Crashers is that it's made for altwhores like me, since most characters unlock a new character by completing the game with them (and then those secret characters unlock another, for each character). It's sweet, and means that people are constantly restarting as level 1s. So buy it, you fags, and play it with me. It's only 1200 points, which is an absolute bargain considering how long I've spent playing it.
My GT is zrogerg. Now go.
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