02-13-2009, 06:27 PM
Then Kickass Mcfisticuffs Johnson smashed through the ground, super ripshit pissed that his underground home had just been over-run by mutated ninja gofers. In his fit of rage, he tore off one of his legs and began smacking random people over the head with it, hobbling around, repeatedly shouting the fate of his family:
"Gofers chewed through my wife's head and shit on my sofa! Gofers chewed through my wife's head and shit on my fucking sofa!"
"Gofers chewed through my wife's head and shit on my sofa! Gofers chewed through my wife's head and shit on my fucking sofa!"
Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana

