The Like/Hate Thread

[Jack]

Punisher: War Zone.

The worst movie I will ever see in my fucking life.

That's right. Ever. This movie was so terrible that I am 100% certain it's going to be the most terrible thing I have ever witnessed until the day I die. There is no longer a bottom, or a worst, there's just "next to Punisher: War Zone". The phrase "since Punisher: War Zone" will also be acceptable, maybe in a couple hundred or thousand years from now.

Let's start with the acting. The acting was not good. At all. It was very bad. Every actor in this film made Nicole Sheridan look like Meryl fucking Streep on performance enhancing drugs that fucked up her voice and made her miss her appointment with her plastic surgeon. What, you expected that to make sense? This is 2009, motherfucker, and Punisher War Zone has made it apparent that things dont have to make sense anymore. I don't know which was worse, the acting or the plot. Or the lighting. Or the pacing of the story. Or the song that played over the credits. Or how Frank walked around in broad fucking daylight with a bulletproof vest on, strapped with enough semi-automatic weapons (in plain sight) to level a condominium, bleeding from his ass and face. AND NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING. Unless this was some satire on New York crime prevention, it was pretty fucking retarded.

The action was just stupid, misplaced, and fail.

Everything about this movie was just WRONG. If you liked this movie then you are WRONG, and you will die alone and nobody will ever love you. Every copy of this movie must be destroyed, lest space aliens watch it and destroy the entire planet out of disgust. That's right, Punisher: War Zone is a threat to National. Fucking. Security. That's how wrong this movie is.

I was all ready for Max Payne to be the worst movie I've ever seen, ha! Max Payne was easily 5 times as good as this movie, and it was also shit.