03-24-2009, 02:16 AM
Belle Hibiki Wrote:So I just got back from KNOW1NG.
Holy fucking shit. How does something like that even get MADE?
To be fair, it was pretty decent up towards the end, which featured, I shit you not
spoilers
really
no really it doesn't matter
aliens. Motherfucking aliens. Who apparently can predict the future, but instead of shepherding us off world fifty years ago, decided to insert the knowledge of disasters into children's brains so that they can then go undiscovered for fifty years, only to be discovered by some douchebag who can't do anything about it. In the end, the aliens just kidnap the kids anyway, which makes me wonder why they bothered with the fucking list in the first fuckingoeiotysldtylsthsklhtgsgs.
It's like Kingdom of the Crystal fucking Skull where the movie is doing a good job until 'SUDDENLY, ALIENS RUIN YOUR SHIT.' I mean, I knew they were going to pull something stupid with the men dressed in black hanging around and creepily pointing and shit but... But... Damn. They didn't even underplay it either. A motherfucking alien spaceship appears in one scene.
I'm seriously at a loss for words. I can't convey in text just how bad it was. I just started cracking up.
How does it get made?! *I* could write something better than that, and I'm not all that good!
WHAT THE FUCK!
Yo dawg, we heard you liked starships so we hooked you up and put a ship in your ship!

