04-19-2009, 04:06 AM
Saz Wrote:She was on Friday night with Jonathan Ross, it's probably one of the most awkward interviews I've seen (okay it doesn't touch Joaquin Phoenix, can you BELIEVE that guy, inorite...). She is very... erm, unique, yeah, unique.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-b11Z1J8pQ
Ok, that is one huge ass nose. I see now why she wears all those stupid and flamboyant dresses and triangles and polygonal tops; to take attention away from her fucking face which looks like it could literally stop traffic. Or not, because anyone nearing a face like that in a moving vehicle would only speed up, hoping to explode her head on their windshield whilst listening to real music and enjoying it as her brain matter cascaded down their field of vision like red spaghetti and boogers.
This bitch is stupid. You did an erotic dance for you fucking parents? Wow. Now I know how she was experimenting with drugs most of her teenage life, her parents didn't give a fuck. And they must not give a fuck now, because real parents would be so ashamed of such crappy music that they would go into hiding underground mingling with mole people and gofers, if not murder their own offspring in cold blood and them themselves out of an overload of satisfaction.
Poker Face? More like butter face. More like so-goddamned-ugly-that-nobody-in-their-right-mind-would-hit-it-without-two-or-three-paper-bags-face. More like stfu et gtfo por favor face. MORE LIKE JUST FUCKING DIE.
Just Dance is recycled disco-synth feces. If I ate a 1985 edition of Kerrang!, and swallowed it down with elephant semen, I could discover a better sound on the john the next morning.
Fuck this useless bitch.
PS: j/k, fuck all of you for doubting her, she's awesome. but wow... her nose is gigantic
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