04-22-2009, 06:50 AM
This queer in Texas Holdém on Facebook went all in on the first hand of a tournament (as most of the weak players do) and won 4000 chips. He then proceeded to raise every single time the turn came around to him, pre-flop and post-flop, and ended up knocking people out hand after hand either due to lucky rivers, or lucky flops, talking smack the whole time.
I told him it was play money and he couldn't buy an enema with it. He laughed me out in third place, when my AK offsuit (which got essentially forced all-in due to his frequent raising) lost to a 57 suited when two 7s appeared on the turn and river.
I told him it was play money and he couldn't buy an enema with it. He laughed me out in third place, when my AK offsuit (which got essentially forced all-in due to his frequent raising) lost to a 57 suited when two 7s appeared on the turn and river.
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