05-29-2009, 05:37 AM
Poem I wrote a while ago.
Modern Demonologist
So you say you have a spirit
Deep inside your head
I’ll mix up an elixir
And send you right to bed
You say it isn’t helping
All these things that I have done
So hand me that there scalpel,
And let’s have a little fun.
Take my modern medicine
A pill, a patch, a shock,
I guess I’ve done all I can,
So last of all, let’s sit down and talk.
Girl, you seem a bit overweight,
Sir the hair a bit thin,
Well I’ll put you under the knife
So you can both grow it back again.
I’ll drill a hole in your head,
And let all the demons in,
So watch this here commercial,
And let therapy begin.
Modern Demonologist
So you say you have a spirit
Deep inside your head
I’ll mix up an elixir
And send you right to bed
You say it isn’t helping
All these things that I have done
So hand me that there scalpel,
And let’s have a little fun.
Take my modern medicine
A pill, a patch, a shock,
I guess I’ve done all I can,
So last of all, let’s sit down and talk.
Girl, you seem a bit overweight,
Sir the hair a bit thin,
Well I’ll put you under the knife
So you can both grow it back again.
I’ll drill a hole in your head,
And let all the demons in,
So watch this here commercial,
And let therapy begin.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

